"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
girl im with right now..
- Thread starter sav
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
skinnydart
Master Don Juan
i just let it be known...
will inform you all of how the date went from here
Docs
Banned
You know what would make my day, if someone from here rigged up a camera to a internet enabled cell phone, and broadcasted it live, full dialogue and video.
Next, we all connect in with headsets and talk you though the date.
:crackup:
if i wasnt enjoying myself and wanting some action, i'd tell her to **** right off.. btw, it hink she's watching me type this as she's on the phone.. im a little tipsy right now...
i think im gonna rig up my webcam or something, so you guys can see me tell this hoe to go **** herself... too bad.. she's at least an hb8....
oh man, her voice is peircing my head... im getting annoyed..
is it disrespectful for a girl to be on the phone at your place while your at a date..? kind of... well im on sosuave... so i guess it equals out?
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Docs
Banned
"Hey Biatch, what's more important, talking to your slutty friend or being on a date with me?"
- Forces her to pick
- Really displays that hidden Alpha Male side
- Displays sexualness
- Displays independance, the 'take no shiit" attitude.
Yeah, there's a KBDJ post for you! :crackup:
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*ahem*
Really, that's it though. If her friend/ex/whatever is more important then having focus on you, it would be a good time as any to show her that your front door lets people in AND OUT.
Docs
Banned
lol. You KNOW that's the next step to reality tv, live performance call in!
which would make this really fun...
im all for it haha... get like one of those bluetooth headsets... plug him in to our conference, and let us give him the play by play directions haha... would be something...
dunno how the visual would work...
Docs
Banned
Camera streamed though a cell phone INet, probably hacked (I don't know anything else, unless you got another buddy around with a laptop having that bluetooth connection.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Send her a text telling her to get the fvck out!sav said:
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Either text her or call her just to make it sink in, either way she'll get the message. :crackup:sav said:
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Francisco d'Anconia said:
did i do the right thing about keeping my options open and not totally severing ties with this girl? i mean if she was on the phone more then she was with me, AT MY PLACE, does it show lowered levels of interest? i think so, but it doesnt seem all dead... im working on a coupel girls right now... im a person that likes a LTR and it seems that its hard to find one nowadays... i think this girl was spinning more plates then i mam
man, it sucks, but ou well....i really find this girl attractive, but in no means am i willing to get disrespected like that...
fransicso, i respect your opinion, tell me how i should handle the situation with this girl? you seem to have more experience then i do in these situations, i've just come out of an LTR, so my game isnt as sharp as it used to be ;/
I would have treated this as a test...Docs said:
Doc's respone would have worked! At least something long those lines.
Dunno about that biatch part, depends on the girl, if she used "bad language".
My girlfriend used to talk on the phone when she was over. I basically was jokingly like like "huh... hey, get off the phone, this is you and me time, you know a DATE? But if you friend wants to join us, we might be able to work something out." Now she'll sit in the car when she gets to my apartment and just talk. She even started getting text messages while we would be watching a movie or having dinner, I made her put her phone on vibrate and in her purse. All I said was "oh my god, stop texting, I'm sure it can wait." Put her in her place you know? "Be a man!" hehe
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.