"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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This is a weird situation.

I was having sex. The girl was on top and all of a sudden I heard a queef .. I threw her off and I was like, "WTF was that?!!!!":confused:

She looked at me all confused and said, "I don't know."

She's now embarrass and she does not want to talk to me again.

What should I do? Should I just let out a huge ass fart the next time we get in bed?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Teflon_Mcgee

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Stop having sex...FOREVER.
Seriously.
Maybe when you grow up you can rethink it.
 
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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: queefed?:box:
 
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IamRAMBO said:
This is a weird situation.

I was having sex. The girl was on top and all of a sudden I heard a queef .. I threw her off and I was like, "WTF was that?!!!!":confused:

She looked at me all confused and said, "I don't know."

She's now embarrass and she does not want to talk to me again.

What should I do? Should I just let out a huge ass fart the next time we get in bed?
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Flatulation during intercourse will only guarantee that she will also throw you off. Of course, if she doesn't want to talk to you again, it would be hard to get her in that situation.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Damn!
What a horrible reaction!
I'm sure she's absolutely mortified now.

Um... what to do!?

Own up, apologize, and make her feel that your the douchebag for reacting like that. Rather than her for queefing (as its a natural occurence while fvcking from time to time). Make her know and feel this. That its totally natural, and happens, and your reaction was the freak incident in question. The idea being, shift the shame to your ignorant reaction, absolving her of the embarrasing feelings. This will return balance.

Peace'
 
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you sure it wasn't a fanny fart? I've banged girls doggy style and then made them go down flat too quick - it's created the loudest fanny farts. I remember one was so loud I heard my parents saying "what the hell was that?"...hahah

If a bird gets air trapped in her tw@t then it's gonna have to come out and yes it's sounds like a fart...feels wierd on the old c0ck tho!
 
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Macca said:
you sure it wasn't a fanny fart? I've banged girls doggy style and then made them go down flat too quick - it's created the loudest fanny farts. I remember one was so loud I heard my parents saying "what the hell was that?"...hahah
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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: at this post! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: at this thread.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Whenever it happens to me, me and her just fall about laughing. There's always a silence on her part right after it happens like "Oh no, hows he going to take this?" I just snort slightly and that sets her off. As long as you make her feel that it's not a big deal, it's all good.

Normal farts, on the other hand. Well now....
 
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Teflon_Mcgee said:
Stop having sex...FOREVER.
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No.

That's like asking me to stop breathing air.

Skip: stop being a sexually insecure neurotic anal prick.

I thought this was a funny story worth sharing - geez.
 
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dont sweat it man.Thats nothing I was banging a girl one time and made her *** so hard she **** the bed .Thats the truth.Dont stress over it. Just pat your self on the back. You made her do it.At least she didnt fall asleep. That just means you made her *** hard.Get back in it:rockon:
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Queefs happen.

When you're rammin, air gets stuck and must be released.
 
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