"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Girl I'm seeing QUEEFED

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IamRAMBO

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This is a weird situation.

I was having sex. The girl was on top and all of a sudden I heard a queef .. I threw her off and I was like, "WTF was that?!!!!":confused:

She looked at me all confused and said, "I don't know."

She's now embarrass and she does not want to talk to me again.

What should I do? Should I just let out a huge ass fart the next time we get in bed?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Teflon_Mcgee

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Stop having sex...FOREVER.
Seriously.
Maybe when you grow up you can rethink it.
 
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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: queefed?:box:
 
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IamRAMBO said:
This is a weird situation.

I was having sex. The girl was on top and all of a sudden I heard a queef .. I threw her off and I was like, "WTF was that?!!!!":confused:

She looked at me all confused and said, "I don't know."

She's now embarrass and she does not want to talk to me again.

What should I do? Should I just let out a huge ass fart the next time we get in bed?
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Flatulation during intercourse will only guarantee that she will also throw you off. Of course, if she doesn't want to talk to you again, it would be hard to get her in that situation.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Damn!
What a horrible reaction!
I'm sure she's absolutely mortified now.

Um... what to do!?

Own up, apologize, and make her feel that your the douchebag for reacting like that. Rather than her for queefing (as its a natural occurence while fvcking from time to time). Make her know and feel this. That its totally natural, and happens, and your reaction was the freak incident in question. The idea being, shift the shame to your ignorant reaction, absolving her of the embarrasing feelings. This will return balance.

Peace'
 
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you sure it wasn't a fanny fart? I've banged girls doggy style and then made them go down flat too quick - it's created the loudest fanny farts. I remember one was so loud I heard my parents saying "what the hell was that?"...hahah

If a bird gets air trapped in her tw@t then it's gonna have to come out and yes it's sounds like a fart...feels wierd on the old c0ck tho!
 
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Macca said:
you sure it wasn't a fanny fart? I've banged girls doggy style and then made them go down flat too quick - it's created the loudest fanny farts. I remember one was so loud I heard my parents saying "what the hell was that?"...hahah
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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: at this post! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: at this thread.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Whenever it happens to me, me and her just fall about laughing. There's always a silence on her part right after it happens like "Oh no, hows he going to take this?" I just snort slightly and that sets her off. As long as you make her feel that it's not a big deal, it's all good.

Normal farts, on the other hand. Well now....
 
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Teflon_Mcgee said:
Stop having sex...FOREVER.
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No.

That's like asking me to stop breathing air.

Skip: stop being a sexually insecure neurotic anal prick.

I thought this was a funny story worth sharing - geez.
 
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dont sweat it man.Thats nothing I was banging a girl one time and made her *** so hard she **** the bed .Thats the truth.Dont stress over it. Just pat your self on the back. You made her do it.At least she didnt fall asleep. That just means you made her *** hard.Get back in it:rockon:
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Queefs happen.

When you're rammin, air gets stuck and must be released.
 
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