"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Girl I'm seeing QUEEFED

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IamRAMBO

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This is a weird situation.

I was having sex. The girl was on top and all of a sudden I heard a queef .. I threw her off and I was like, "WTF was that?!!!!":confused:

She looked at me all confused and said, "I don't know."

She's now embarrass and she does not want to talk to me again.

What should I do? Should I just let out a huge ass fart the next time we get in bed?
 

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I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

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Teflon_Mcgee

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Stop having sex...FOREVER.
Seriously.
Maybe when you grow up you can rethink it.
 
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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: queefed?:box:
 
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IamRAMBO said:
This is a weird situation.

I was having sex. The girl was on top and all of a sudden I heard a queef .. I threw her off and I was like, "WTF was that?!!!!":confused:

She looked at me all confused and said, "I don't know."

She's now embarrass and she does not want to talk to me again.

What should I do? Should I just let out a huge ass fart the next time we get in bed?
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Flatulation during intercourse will only guarantee that she will also throw you off. Of course, if she doesn't want to talk to you again, it would be hard to get her in that situation.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Damn!
What a horrible reaction!
I'm sure she's absolutely mortified now.

Um... what to do!?

Own up, apologize, and make her feel that your the douchebag for reacting like that. Rather than her for queefing (as its a natural occurence while fvcking from time to time). Make her know and feel this. That its totally natural, and happens, and your reaction was the freak incident in question. The idea being, shift the shame to your ignorant reaction, absolving her of the embarrasing feelings. This will return balance.

Peace'
 
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you sure it wasn't a fanny fart? I've banged girls doggy style and then made them go down flat too quick - it's created the loudest fanny farts. I remember one was so loud I heard my parents saying "what the hell was that?"...hahah

If a bird gets air trapped in her tw@t then it's gonna have to come out and yes it's sounds like a fart...feels wierd on the old c0ck tho!
 
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Macca said:
you sure it wasn't a fanny fart? I've banged girls doggy style and then made them go down flat too quick - it's created the loudest fanny farts. I remember one was so loud I heard my parents saying "what the hell was that?"...hahah
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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: at this post! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: at this thread.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Whenever it happens to me, me and her just fall about laughing. There's always a silence on her part right after it happens like "Oh no, hows he going to take this?" I just snort slightly and that sets her off. As long as you make her feel that it's not a big deal, it's all good.

Normal farts, on the other hand. Well now....
 
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Teflon_Mcgee said:
Stop having sex...FOREVER.
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No.

That's like asking me to stop breathing air.

Skip: stop being a sexually insecure neurotic anal prick.

I thought this was a funny story worth sharing - geez.
 
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dont sweat it man.Thats nothing I was banging a girl one time and made her *** so hard she **** the bed .Thats the truth.Dont stress over it. Just pat your self on the back. You made her do it.At least she didnt fall asleep. That just means you made her *** hard.Get back in it:rockon:
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Queefs happen.

When you're rammin, air gets stuck and must be released.
 
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