"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Girl got a Bf in another state... Should I?

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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SandHawk

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Do whatever you want, don't wait for us to tell you what to do. What are you? A mindless drone who waits for other people to make a decision or a man who takes charge and grabs what he wants? What do you want? Do you wanna bang her brains out? Then go for it.
 

Captain

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I'll just add this; if you aren't fvcking her, some other guy will. Long distance relationships DO NOT WORK and any 'man' in one is a chump, whom the girl will eventually cheat on (and if she isn't she will be receptive to it, given the right circumstances.)
 

nismo-4

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Make a goddamn move before I do. Take charge and go for whatever the f**k you want. If you make a girl who's taken have feelings for you, you can still get with her. If she ain't got a ring on, she's fair game. So go for it!

Rejection is better than regret. Read my sig.

Case closed.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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