Ken785
Master Don Juan
you slapped her tits??....NICE!!! hahaha very clever
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Girl Fight (The Complete Saga)
- Thread starter joecollapoppa
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
MindOverMatter
Master Don Juan
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I don't care whether this is real or not, but can you just post it in one thread? It's really annoying having to read a new thread about the same old story...
TurboLover
Senior Don Juan
Why when I read these stories it only makes sense if I picture retards. I mean you slapped them with a glove? Come on.
Okra
Don Juan
As lame as these threads are, I keep tuning into them like soap operas.
PuertoRican_Lover
Banned
I believe 'Joe Collar Poppa'' has alzheimers disease - he started a new thread 7 times over the last 7 days ON THE SAME TOPIC!
Slap that ho already and be done with it!!!!!
Here is a link to help you out on how to do it - hoslap.net
Slap that ho already and be done with it!!!!!
Here is a link to help you out on how to do it - hoslap.net
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
rgeere
Master Don Juan
joecollapoppa
Banned
crazy kid yo!
How u gonna be puttin links to other peoples threads into my thread man?
By the way, have yall ever seen Next Friday with Ice Cube and Omar Epps (Day Day) Im just like Day Day. girls be tryin to fight me, thats just my personality. girls just don't think i can fight.
How u gonna be puttin links to other peoples threads into my thread man?
By the way, have yall ever seen Next Friday with Ice Cube and Omar Epps (Day Day) Im just like Day Day. girls be tryin to fight me, thats just my personality. girls just don't think i can fight.
joecollapoppa
Banned
Wow must of took you days to search for that quote huh? Don Fagats
Don Fagats"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
evolvingnerd
Senior Don Juan
lol
you americans are fvcked up people
and joe, never be proud that you beat up on women
and it's likely ur reputation (if any) has been flushed down the toilet with this whole facade
you americans are fvcked up people
and joe, never be proud that you beat up on women
and it's likely ur reputation (if any) has been flushed down the toilet with this whole facade
joecollapoppa
Banned
Ok this coming from a man who admits being a nerd. Nuff said
Besides you probably didn't read all of my posts as to why i fought them. Just about everyones advice were like punch them hoe's knock them hoes out.
Besides you probably didn't read all of my posts as to why i fought them. Just about everyones advice were like punch them hoe's knock them hoes out.
PuertoRican_Lover
Banned
Joe wants to become a published fictional writer someday - I hope you DJ's aren't taking him seriously!
If you hit those girls as you said you did they would have called the police and you would be charged with assault! The all female jury and the presiding female judge would have convicted you and sentenced you to 2 years behind bars for attacking hos!
I think there is a law against hitting hos in NYC. Isn't there?
P.S. Thanks CrazyKid for merging the threads, now we can follow and review this soap opera more closely from beginning to end!
If you hit those girls as you said you did they would have called the police and you would be charged with assault! The all female jury and the presiding female judge would have convicted you and sentenced you to 2 years behind bars for attacking hos!
I think there is a law against hitting hos in NYC. Isn't there?
P.S. Thanks CrazyKid for merging the threads, now we can follow and review this soap opera more closely from beginning to end!
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PuertoRican_Lover
Banned
I say go professional and start wrestling and boxing women for a TV audience and get paid for it!!
joecollapoppa
Banned
Puerto rican lover
How u know what them girls are gonna do? are you a girl too?
No there is no law with slappin hoes in NYC and my life is not fictional. I have you know that my problems are over, they just look at me now, they don't say anything to me or start with me now. My girl is still cool wit me and we doin fine. A couple more people joked around wit me about the fight callin me Pimpin LOL.
but thats it, i took yall advice finally and it actually worked. Besides if they pressed charges, i had alot of people on my side saying that they used to beat me like some Amazons LOL.
For the people wit me, thanks for your good advice as this is a weird and left field situation. For those who hated or put me down, I don't care really.
How u know what them girls are gonna do? are you a girl too?
No there is no law with slappin hoes in NYC and my life is not fictional. I have you know that my problems are over, they just look at me now, they don't say anything to me or start with me now. My girl is still cool wit me and we doin fine. A couple more people joked around wit me about the fight callin me Pimpin LOL.
but thats it, i took yall advice finally and it actually worked. Besides if they pressed charges, i had alot of people on my side saying that they used to beat me like some Amazons LOL.
For the people wit me, thanks for your good advice as this is a weird and left field situation. For those who hated or put me down, I don't care really.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Ever onward
Master Don Juan
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How did joecalla make this all one thread? Or did a moderator do this, and if so, why?
lol
lol
TyTe`EyEs
Master Don Juan
How you gonna be learnin yo gramma fool?
JOEgettinPOPPEDinHIScollaboneBYhoes!
YUP!
neobrood
Senior Don Juan
Girl vs man eh?
This thread reminds me of a couple stories I heard from 2 different people.
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One of my player friends told me about this story... One of the girls he played (when he was 17), challenged him to a fight.
He refused to fight her. He told her he dont fight woman.
She hit him twice in the face. He just backed off and warned her. One more and you're gonna be sorry...
He was punched the third time and then he retaliated. He punched her solid in the face.
According to him, the punch knocked her out. As in... unconscious.
I told the guy that he was just too brutal. If I was in his case, I wouldn't knock her out. Maybe just one solid hit in the stomach... so she would end up kneeling and whining harder.
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Remember the girl I was obsessed with so much that my first 50 posts were all about her?
Here's one of her stories:
When she was 15, there was this guy she met in a party who would brag about how tough he is and many people say that everything he says is true and he beat up alot of people before.
According to her, she challenged that guy to a fight and then hit him in the center of the chest immediately. And that stopped him for good.
One time I challenged her to a "play fight"... (good opportunity for kino...)... Of course she lost but I can tell that she is strong.
This thread reminds me of a couple stories I heard from 2 different people.
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One of my player friends told me about this story... One of the girls he played (when he was 17), challenged him to a fight.
He refused to fight her. He told her he dont fight woman.
She hit him twice in the face. He just backed off and warned her. One more and you're gonna be sorry...
He was punched the third time and then he retaliated. He punched her solid in the face.
According to him, the punch knocked her out. As in... unconscious.
I told the guy that he was just too brutal. If I was in his case, I wouldn't knock her out. Maybe just one solid hit in the stomach... so she would end up kneeling and whining harder.
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Remember the girl I was obsessed with so much that my first 50 posts were all about her?
Here's one of her stories:
When she was 15, there was this guy she met in a party who would brag about how tough he is and many people say that everything he says is true and he beat up alot of people before.
According to her, she challenged that guy to a fight and then hit him in the center of the chest immediately. And that stopped him for good.
One time I challenged her to a "play fight"... (good opportunity for kino...)... Of course she lost but I can tell that she is strong.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.