Girl Fight (The Complete Saga)

[Ken785]

you slapped her tits??....NICE!!! hahaha very clever

 

[MindOverMatter]

I don't care whether this is real or not, but can you just post it in one thread? It's really annoying having to read a new thread about the same old story...

 

[TurboLover]

Why when I read these stories it only makes sense if I picture retards. I mean you slapped them with a glove? Come on.

 

[Okra]

As lame as these threads are, I keep tuning into them like soap operas.

 

[PuertoRican_Lover]

I believe 'Joe Collar Poppa'' has alzheimers disease - he started a new thread 7 times over the last 7 days ON THE SAME TOPIC!

Slap that ho already and be done with it!!!!!

Here is a link to help you out on how to do it - hoslap.net

 

[rgeere]

Originally posted by PuertoRican_Lover
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Here is a link to help you out on how to do it - hoslap.net

I just can't pass this up.....

AFC VERSION

 

[Eternal]

Screw it, I'm just merging them all into one thread.

 

[joecollapoppa]

crazy kid yo!

How u gonna be puttin links to other peoples threads into my thread man?

By the way, have yall ever seen Next Friday with Ice Cube and Omar Epps (Day Day) Im just like Day Day. girls be tryin to fight me, thats just my personality. girls just don't think i can fight.

 

[NRM]

Originally posted by joecollapoppa
Bet you wouldn't say that to my face biatch!!!!

Coming from the guy who gets beat up by women. And then later calls those women out to fights.

 

[joecollapoppa]

Wow must of took you days to search for that quote huh? Don Fagats

 

[evolvingnerd]

lol
you americans are fvcked up people
and joe, never be proud that you beat up on women
and it's likely ur reputation (if any) has been flushed down the toilet with this whole facade

 

[joecollapoppa]

Ok this coming from a man who admits being a nerd. Nuff said
Besides you probably didn't read all of my posts as to why i fought them. Just about everyones advice were like punch them hoe's knock them hoes out.

 

[PuertoRican_Lover]

Joe wants to become a published fictional writer someday - I hope you DJ's aren't taking him seriously!

If you hit those girls as you said you did they would have called the police and you would be charged with assault! The all female jury and the presiding female judge would have convicted you and sentenced you to 2 years behind bars for attacking hos!

I think there is a law against hitting hos in NYC. Isn't there?

P.S. Thanks CrazyKid for merging the threads, now we can follow and review this soap opera more closely from beginning to end!

 

[PuertoRican_Lover]

Originally posted by joecollapoppa
Im wondering now though, where do I go from here?

I say go professional and start wrestling and boxing women for a TV audience and get paid for it!!

 

[joecollapoppa]

Puerto rican lover

How u know what them girls are gonna do? are you a girl too?
No there is no law with slappin hoes in NYC and my life is not fictional. I have you know that my problems are over, they just look at me now, they don't say anything to me or start with me now. My girl is still cool wit me and we doin fine. A couple more people joked around wit me about the fight callin me Pimpin LOL.
but thats it, i took yall advice finally and it actually worked. Besides if they pressed charges, i had alot of people on my side saying that they used to beat me like some Amazons LOL.
For the people wit me, thanks for your good advice as this is a weird and left field situation. For those who hated or put me down, I don't care really.

 

[JSH]

Originally posted by Dee-Zy
Beat her up.


Women have been fighting for years for equality. Equality is you get the same salary, you get the right to vote, you pay for dates, you open your own fukkin doors and you get beat up like any other man.


Who the fukk cares what other ppl thinks??? Did you REALLY post this in a Don Juan Forum????????

i agree and i say and do this **** but sometimes its more trouble than its worth. She hits me back ill hit her as hard

 

[Seeph]

Re: My girl troubles are over i hope.

Originally posted by joecollapoppa
. They understand that im a bit more hesitant to hit girls than a man because im always slapping them around.

what the hell are you? nvm you just a boy still ... nice story telling although it was a bit stupid.

 

[Ever onward]

How did joecalla make this all one thread? Or did a moderator do this, and if so, why?

lol

 

[TyTe`EyEs]

How u gonna be puttin links to other peoples threads into my thread man?

How you gonna be learnin yo gramma fool?


JOEgettinPOPPEDinHIScollaboneBYhoes!






YUP!

 

[neobrood]

Girl vs man eh?

This thread reminds me of a couple stories I heard from 2 different people.

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One of my player friends told me about this story... One of the girls he played (when he was 17), challenged him to a fight.

He refused to fight her. He told her he dont fight woman.

She hit him twice in the face. He just backed off and warned her. One more and you're gonna be sorry...

He was punched the third time and then he retaliated. He punched her solid in the face.

According to him, the punch knocked her out. As in... unconscious.

I told the guy that he was just too brutal. If I was in his case, I wouldn't knock her out. Maybe just one solid hit in the stomach... so she would end up kneeling and whining harder.

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Remember the girl I was obsessed with so much that my first 50 posts were all about her?

Here's one of her stories:

When she was 15, there was this guy she met in a party who would brag about how tough he is and many people say that everything he says is true and he beat up alot of people before.

According to her, she challenged that guy to a fight and then hit him in the center of the chest immediately. And that stopped him for good.

One time I challenged her to a "play fight"... (good opportunity for kino...)... Of course she lost but I can tell that she is strong.