"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Girl doesn't like condoms

timorozco

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I've met a girl, who's v card I've taken, and had great fun with the BC and no condoms... however, u are running the risk of her eventually wanting a kid, skipping BC, aand u end up with 18 yrs of payments to make....:nono:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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backbreaker

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try sheepskin condoms... they don't feel as...condomy as regular latex ones do.

won't do much from pretecting you against AIDS but will stop her from getting pregnant with your baby
 

theunflushables

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Yeah, the best way to think of it is: Forget AIDS and Herpes and the Clap, because there is no STD worse than a child.

If she wants to risk all that she's a little off and it would be wise to run.
 

bman

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tell her you dont like kids or herpes
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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backbreaker

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actually.. I thin AIDS would give a child a run for it's money
 

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guitaronfire411 said:
I have yet to meet her but this seems like a major red flag. She's only 20, too.
If you haven't met her yet is she a throwout from one of your pals or a MySpace slvt?

Red flag #2 is she is super sexual and seems to be bisexual, having a relationship a few months ago with another girl.
So she eats pvssy, big whoop wanna fight about it?

She is incredibly attractive but I am concerned that she is hiding some things from me. How can I find out more without becoming DJ Cousteau?
Are you going on a deep sea dive with this b!tch? I assume you mean Inspector Clouseau from the Pink Panther pictures. If she's so fvcking hot just have a threeway with her then broom her off. You planning on marrying this slvt?
 

theunflushables

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meh...with AIDS you only have to worry about you dying. With a kid you have to worry about you and your kid dying.
 
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