"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Girl Coming To My House Tomorrow To "Chill"

Jmac

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Alright Im almost sure this girl wants the D. She's traveling quite a far distance to come to my place to "chill". We didn't even specify what we were even gunna do. I already have an idea what its gunna lead up to but getting there is gunna be the interesting part.

What I had in mind is we go to my room, watch a movie on my laptop (American Pie lol)

I make a few dirty remark, hopefully she catches on and then we'll see from there.
Any advice?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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InnerHappiness

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Is this your first time going for the lay? Get some drinks and escalate.

Easy as 1 2 3!
 

Jmac

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InnerHappiness said:
Is this your first time going for the lay? Get some drinks and escalate.

Easy as 1 2 3!
Lol I have to do this without drinks, I promised id never drink again (bad experiences). Gotta find an alternative way.
 

spang

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Jmac said:
Lol I have to do this without drinks, I promised id never drink again (bad experiences). Gotta find an alternative way.
theres always dank....
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Young Juan

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Turn on a movie, offer a massage, tell her to take her shirt off so you can work better, kino, escalate, etc.
 

Benzo22

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Dude,
The best thing you can do is take your time. Make her
wonder how come you didn't try anything yet. I would hold
off touching her for the first hour at least.
Believe me, after that she'll be begging for it.
 

Purefilth

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Benzo22 said:
Dude,
The best thing you can do is take your time. Make her
wonder how come you didn't try anything yet. I would hold
off touching her for the first hour at least.
Believe me, after that she'll be begging for it.
or shell decide youre not interested and youll become her new gay friend, every girl wants one of those!! Make a move.
 

Who Dares Win

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First of all the fact that she is coming show that somehow she is interested and giving you a shot.

The fact that you toke alchool away from the equation is bad, not only because alchool relax both of you but mostly because it leave her the chance to be slvtty and have someone to blame the day after (which is even more important than relaxation).

The suggestion about the massage is good, make her get undresses slowly and slowly framing it as necessary for the massage (always leave her a reson to be slvtty without taking responsibility for it).

I suggest you to start holding her hand while you talk during the movie or before, an innocent physical contant will open your way slowly even if its not sexual contact.

Most of all, dont be in a rush, escalate from the beginning till the goal but feel free to take your time as long as you are progressing and she is following you.

Anyway you are starting in a good position since she is coming, one last thing, dont back up if she asks stuff like "what are you doing" while you touch her, the worst thing you can do is leave her and apologize.
If in doubt be daring not worried.
 
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