Rhoto
Master Don Juan
Then why is the penis so large?Enryu said:jk :O the size a women needs is about 10 cm= 3.93700787 inch
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Then why is the penis so large?Enryu said:jk :O the size a women needs is about 10 cm= 3.93700787 inch
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
theres no chancethe_great_gaia said:oh yea, i totally forgot about about the pregnant part. i mean, she JUST got off of her period and so there's a less than likely chance of her being pregnant, right?
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Your fine man. Don't worry about it, move on to someone better. Make sure you use protection though. Damn!!the_great_gaia said:6 in. (expects laughter)
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Why do you expect laughter when you are average? Heck you are a little above average since average is between 5 and 6 inches.the_great_gaia said:6 in. (expects laughter)
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
WTF does chasing mexicans have to do with this thred?My Name is Nobody said:Did you bang her for a long time? How did she smell down there? I get the imression the OP was a minute man.. that's probably why she dumped you.
dude you're not 6..still worrying like that when the average is five and half?..her comment was meant to dis you..read it over..it wasn't appropriate..definitely out of nowhere..probably had a bf cheated on her and now he's taking it out on guys she can!~the_great_gaia said:i really have to figure out a way to increase my penis.
:crackup:dnats said:me: "but what if i get you pregnant?"
Are you 15? The least of my worries when hitting a girl bareback would be getting her pregnant.
You let this girl degrade you and actually replied looking like a b!tch. Hilarious.
that at one point in time, she would find herself fvkcing a different guys on a different day.
You fvcked this girl bareback.. You're a clown. I'd get my **** tested immediately.
In the bedroom, I decided to eat her pu55y
LOL.. I missed this gem.. You ate a wh.ores snatch.. Holy fvck you're stupid.
Yeah thats the average size, i dont think he quite gets the point that he fvcked a wh0re.n00bPimp said:Isnt the average size about 5.5" or somethng? Dude you're fine, she's the one with the lose ****. You should tell her that.
She just wanted to break up with your ass and dent your ego.. how many other women have complained bout your size??? Keep fvcking hookers and they will pull the same stunt, they know that they are wh0res and breaking up with you wont leave you heart broken. so why not flatten your ego..the_great_gaia said:"I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA HATE ME FOR THIS, BUT YOUR D!CK IS TOO SMALL FOR ME... THIS ISN'T GONNA WORK OUT, I'M SORRY.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.