Rhoto
Master Don Juan
Then why is the penis so large?Enryu said:jk :O the size a women needs is about 10 cm= 3.93700787 inch
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Then why is the penis so large?Enryu said:jk :O the size a women needs is about 10 cm= 3.93700787 inch
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
theres no chancethe_great_gaia said:oh yea, i totally forgot about about the pregnant part. i mean, she JUST got off of her period and so there's a less than likely chance of her being pregnant, right?
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Your fine man. Don't worry about it, move on to someone better. Make sure you use protection though. Damn!!the_great_gaia said:6 in. (expects laughter)
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Why do you expect laughter when you are average? Heck you are a little above average since average is between 5 and 6 inches.the_great_gaia said:6 in. (expects laughter)
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
WTF does chasing mexicans have to do with this thred?My Name is Nobody said:Did you bang her for a long time? How did she smell down there? I get the imression the OP was a minute man.. that's probably why she dumped you.
dude you're not 6..still worrying like that when the average is five and half?..her comment was meant to dis you..read it over..it wasn't appropriate..definitely out of nowhere..probably had a bf cheated on her and now he's taking it out on guys she can!~the_great_gaia said:i really have to figure out a way to increase my penis.
:crackup:dnats said:me: "but what if i get you pregnant?"
Are you 15? The least of my worries when hitting a girl bareback would be getting her pregnant.
You let this girl degrade you and actually replied looking like a b!tch. Hilarious.
that at one point in time, she would find herself fvkcing a different guys on a different day.
You fvcked this girl bareback.. You're a clown. I'd get my **** tested immediately.
In the bedroom, I decided to eat her pu55y
LOL.. I missed this gem.. You ate a wh.ores snatch.. Holy fvck you're stupid.
Yeah thats the average size, i dont think he quite gets the point that he fvcked a wh0re.n00bPimp said:Isnt the average size about 5.5" or somethng? Dude you're fine, she's the one with the lose ****. You should tell her that.
She just wanted to break up with your ass and dent your ego.. how many other women have complained bout your size??? Keep fvcking hookers and they will pull the same stunt, they know that they are wh0res and breaking up with you wont leave you heart broken. so why not flatten your ego..the_great_gaia said:"I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA HATE ME FOR THIS, BUT YOUR D!CK IS TOO SMALL FOR ME... THIS ISN'T GONNA WORK OUT, I'M SORRY.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.