"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Gio's 5000

Eternal

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*Sniff* It's finally happened...Gio popped his 4,000 cherry and became a member of the 5,000 club. I think this calls for Pen to celebrate with him.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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SupaDupaAFC

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Shut up Eternal, you smegma peeler.
 

Giovanni Casanova

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Originally posted by penkitten
awww
so honey, wanna take me out?
I'm the one with the big accomplishment!!!

You should take me out. Or at least sex me up or something.
 

penkitten

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
I'm the one with the big accomplishment!!!

You should take me out. Or at least sex me up or something.
hmmm, well wanna go to taco bell? im poor haha
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Giovanni Casanova

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Originally posted by penkitten
hmmm, well wanna go to taco bell? im poor haha
Sexing me up remains free.

:crackup:
 

Oxide

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*Wonders if Gio and Pen spend more time talking to each other on this board than in real life....*
 

comic_relief

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congrats Gio on making your 5,000th post. You now are in league with Wyldfire and Eternal. *whispers* "What a sad group you are with."
 

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:crackup: ... no comment:woo:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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