"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Gio's 5000

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*Sniff* It's finally happened...Gio popped his 4,000 cherry and became a member of the 5,000 club. I think this calls for Pen to celebrate with him.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Shut up Eternal, you smegma peeler.
 

Giovanni Casanova

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Originally posted by penkitten
awww
so honey, wanna take me out?
I'm the one with the big accomplishment!!!

You should take me out. Or at least sex me up or something.
 

penkitten

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
I'm the one with the big accomplishment!!!

You should take me out. Or at least sex me up or something.
hmmm, well wanna go to taco bell? im poor haha
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Giovanni Casanova

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Originally posted by penkitten
hmmm, well wanna go to taco bell? im poor haha
Sexing me up remains free.

:crackup:
 

Oxide

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*Wonders if Gio and Pen spend more time talking to each other on this board than in real life....*
 

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congrats Gio on making your 5,000th post. You now are in league with Wyldfire and Eternal. *whispers* "What a sad group you are with."
 

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:crackup: ... no comment:woo:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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