"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I know a person can get stupid from watching too much TV, but I never really believed one could get dumber by watching a specific show. I stand corrected. Every day at 6 PM, my mom veggs out to a complete hour of pointless bìtching coming from two spoiled teenagers who don't know what real problems are.

Every time I go into the living room between 6 and 7 pm, I actualy leave feeling stupider. It's the same old mind-rot bullshìt over and over again, every fvcking day! I can't stand it any longer. Actually, I hate the entire Woman's network, since all it is is a bunch whiny soap operas full of pvssy-whipped men and domineering c0ckteasing bìtches. I'll shoot myself before I watch (or listen to) another episode of the Shopping Bags or equivalent pile of stale horseshìt.

Anyone with me on this?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Also, what's that show with the guy and some other people who lives near the beach? It's on WB.
 

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Originally posted by tactic
Also, what's that show with the guy and some other people who lives near the beach? It's on WB.
u mean summerland?! that's fantastic!
i also loved the first 2 series of gilmore girls but the 3rd is pathetic


don't blame me
 

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Originally posted by tactic
Also, what's that show with the guy and some other people who lives near the beach? It's on WB.
I believe you are referring to summerland. Very cool show but I think they cancelled it. :(
 

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Originally posted by Disconnect
It's the same old mind-rot bullshìt over and over again, every fvcking day! I can't stand it any longer.

Anyone with me on this?
Oh fvck you have no idea, I refuse to watch any shows like this drivel so you can imagine I dont watch many Programmes.

And this Gilmore girls? give me strength, just goes to show how decayed and totally misguided men and women have become where watching these 2 spoilt ****s and the mind numbing banter exchanged between them and the emasculated things that look like men is actually classed as entertainment. It is honestly soul destroying and there is no better word to describe this nonsense other than disgusting.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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We have something similar, it's called "The OC" and it's a drama for the teeny boppers.
I feel your pain, and loss of usefull braincells.

I don't know who said this but it applies very well in this situation:

TV is for women and idiots.
 

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I feel propaged and dumber everytime I watch tv......waste of time. Does anyone else feel the need to go out and buy expensive, useless **** when they're done watching tv?
 

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Why are you even watching theis crap anyways!! The only thing I watch on TV these days is live sports and the occasional Mythbusters/ Emeril. At least I learn something :)
 

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We have the OC as well (in Canada), but I never saw it. From what I heard, though, it's about a bunch of rich kids and what they think are problems.

I watch about 30 minutes of TV a week. Every now and then, if something catches my attention. But I know more people than I can count who stare at the tube for 3, 4 hours nonstop. WHY??? It's not interesting, not productive, you just get fat and stupid. Do they wanna become another middle-class fat unsuccessful loser? But that's what TV does - it teaches you not to think (at least during the time you're watching it). I'd rather read a book.
 

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Originally posted by legolas
Why are you even watching theis crap anyways!! The only thing I watch on TV these days is live sports and the occasional Mythbusters/ Emeril. At least I learn something :)
same here! I haven't watched MTV in a long time. MTV is for young kids that are trying to be cool (high school). Once you reach a little bit of maturity (college) you realize MTV is a piece of crap that is meant to kill braincells like most of the stuff on the zombie tube.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I miss the days where they had intelligent TV. The only thing I watch regularly is football, everything else is sh!t. And in regards to MTV, I'm fortunately old enough to remember what it used to be.

Nowadays, I prefer my books.
 

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Originally posted by legolas
....and the occasional Mythbusters/ Emeril. At least I learn something :)
LOL are you talking about the Mythbusters where they blow up (at least) one thing per episode, even though it has no scientific relevance to their experiment at all?

Haha that's a hilarious show. Although you gotta question some of their scientific methods.
 
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