"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Gillette posted a photo of a plus-size model and Twitter couldn't handle it - NSFYH

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WARNING - WARNING - WARNING - THE FOLLOWING IMAGE IS NSFYH. AGAIN, NOT SAFE FOR YOUR HEALTH. PROCEED ACCORDINGLY AND HAVE NO FOOD OR DRINK IN YOUR MOUTHS IF YOU PROCEED FURTHER.
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May God help us if more and more ladies turn out like this. It will be the end of civilization as we know it. We really should consider a fat tax at these fast food eateries and processed foods. I believe some European countries do this. I almost vomited when I saw this. It's DISGUSTING.

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Gillette posted a photo of a plus-size model and Twitter couldn't handle it

A heated debate broke out on Twitter -- a breeding ground for divisiveness -- after the razor company, Gillette Venus, posted a photo of a plus-size, bikini-clad model at the beach. This particular photo, however, caused a tsunami of commenters to offer judgments on the model's health. The...
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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She’s in shallow water… Must be a beached whale
Lmao…
 
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I have no idea what's going on with this world. It's absolutely crazy. Forget that she's as big as an Ocra, the heath consequences and costs to service this thing are enormous (no pun intended). She's as big as a black bear. Side note, I would who'd win in a fight? Would the black bear attempt a fight with something as large as this, or would it run away? If the later, she could be used as a non-fatal way of scaring away bears during hiking. Just a thought.
 
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We have go to save that whale and push her back into open water!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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The whole SJW thing used to anger me but now I see it as a plus

Think about it

If the whole world is weak and feminized and flabby and stupid and angry.... that's a great opportunity

In 20 years your average looking white guy with his sh!t together will be King of the world

It's already happening

Younger girls at my work are highly attracted to the insensitive sh!t that comes out my mouth
 
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I just cant wrap my head around the leftist (delusional) belief that they can alter the perception of beauty through propaganda. One almost has to wonder if it's part of some greater agenda...................
 
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samspade said:
Some idiot also replied, "weight is not an indicator of health." That's when I closed the window.
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Yep, what kind of idiot doesn’t believe her knees don’t completely fail in 10-30 years from that additional weight support, not to mention various other internal problems developing…
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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With all those fat wrinkles, the use of a razor would lead to a death by bleeding (kebab style).
 
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Her thighs look like that one rock formation that has 2 standing spikes and a space between them
 
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1 of her legs must weight at least 75kgs.

Those cannibals in Papua New Guinea would positively salivate if she's beached and got stuck on their shores....
 
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I was on the beach at the time and I helped the other stunned onlookers push her back into the water. My lower back has never been the same since.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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So... I wouldn't call what she is wearing a 'bikini'
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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