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NFL player with good looks goes on a date with a p0rnstar and is offered free life time sex from the hookers at the Chicken Ranch brothel.

Damn the luck! This dude is my hero.

Can't wait until the jealous feminists make their comments.

 

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This is the real reason the Raiders signed Jimmy G. It wasn't talent, he's at Carr's level. It was revenue. Garoppolo is the epitome of a "sexy signing" and takes away attention from the fact that the Raiders suck. Women will be following the team much more now.
 

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This is the real reason the Raiders signed Jimmy G. It wasn't talent, he's at Carr's level. It was revenue. Garoppolo is the epitome of a "sexy signing" and takes away attention from the fact that the Raiders suck. Women will be following the team much more now.
LMAO, dude got outclassed and was invisible on the Patriots because Brady mogged him hard. Plus, most of those brothels in Vegas are seedy places full of burned out pornstars that are way past their prime. Most of the workers at Sheris, Moonlight, and Chicken Ranch couldn't make a real career out of porn so they have to work in one of the very few brothels that are legal in the country and quite frankly, on their way out as Nevada legislators are trying to outlaw them.

Dude is nowhere near the level of a JJ Watt, Tom Brady, Travis Kelce (who gets invited on SNL of all places), and other real Chads in the NFL or in sports based on looks let alone a Cristiano Ronaldo in his prime.

All Guido McGuinea has been doing are burned out pornstars that have already been passed around by 100+ other guys in their career.
 

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BBBBBRRRROOOO, these comments on the article are so savage!

No thanks. I'm sure the whole team has had them at one time or another.
- ACMEgovtLawmaker

Why settle for used equipment? He can probably pick up any new ride he wants.
- mopinion

To boldly go where many men have gone before.
- RoscoeP.Coaltrain

Kinda like offering him a free roast beef sandwich that 200 others have taken a bite of... Yea... great offer.
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LMAO, dude got outclassed and was invisible on the Patriots because Brady mogged him hard. Plus, most of those brothels in Vegas are seedy places full of burned out pornstars that are way past their prime. Most of the workers at Sheris, Moonlight, and Chicken Ranch couldn't make a real career out of porn so they have to work in one of the very few brothels that are legal in the country and quite frankly, on their way out as Nevada legislators are trying to outlaw them.

Dude is nowhere near the level of a JJ Watt, Tom Brady, Travis Kelce (who gets invited on SNL of all places), and other real Chads in the NFL or in sports based on looks let alone a Cristiano Ronaldo in his prime.

All Guido McGuinea has been doing are burned out pornstars that have already been passed around by 100+ other guys in their career.
You can't ignore vibe Jesse/Derek.. Jimmy G has a better vibe than any other "chads" you mentioned. JJ Watt is not more of a ladies' man than Garoppolo.

Don't be jealous. Everyone gets replaced. You'll be fine in New Orleans bro...
 

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Seriously? Firstly I don’t find him appealing at all, adding to that if he dates adult film stars and Insta thots he doesn’t have much intellect or class.

Intellect is a BIG deal to me.

This guy is a pro athlete & decent looking. Not hot by my standards. Tom Brady is much better looking, sexier and is well spoken.

If a man could have anyone by status standards and these girls are who he chooses? He has a lack of class or a deep lack of self esteem or both. Ouch but just call it how I see it.
 

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Seriously? Firstly I don’t find him appealing at all, adding to that if he dates adult film stars and Insta thots he doesn’t have much intellect or class.

Intellect is a BIG deal to me.

This guy is a pro athlete & decent looking. Not hot by my standards. Tom Brady is much better looking, sexier and is well spoken.

If a man could have anyone by status standards and these girls are who he chooses? He has a lack of class or a deep lack of self esteem or both. Ouch but just call it how I see it.
Garoppolo is regarded as one of the classiest players in the NFL, and was widely praised for how he handled a crap situation in San Francisco. You can't be dumb to play quarterback successfully in the National Football League. Someone's slut-shaming lol. I don't think he's that great looking of a guy either, but I can recognize that basically everyone else thinks he is.

The dude has obvious charisma, and anyone denying that has an agenda. And this is coming from a SF football fan who recognizes that team is better off going forward with him gone.
 

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Seriously? Firstly I don’t find him appealing at all, adding to that if he dates adult film stars and Insta thots he doesn’t have much intellect or class.

Intellect is a BIG deal to me.

This guy is a pro athlete & decent looking. Not hot by my standards. Tom Brady is much better looking, sexier and is well spoken.

If a man could have anyone by status standards and these girls are who he chooses? He has a lack of class or a deep lack of self esteem or both. Ouch but just call it how I see it.
Bingo. He is a far cry from a "Giga Chad".

If anything, I think that him being an NFL QB (and a crappy one at that) and going for adult film stars speaks a bit about him wanting to overcompensate for something. Don't get me wrong, even with pornstars, there are levels to this. If this dude was dating a Lana Rhoades or prime Kayden Kross, I would find it tough to judge him because he is dating the cream of the crop in porn. But no, instead, he ends up with airbrushed housekeeper Kiara Mia.

There is nothing sexy about this here, like this is vomit-inducing. The average SoSuaver with game could pull something like this and still not want to brag about it.



Meanwhile, let's compare him to the guy he was trying to replace in New England.

Tom Brady ends up with a Victoria Secret Supermodel, the kind of women who is the cream of the crop of American beauty.

Heck, even CMC ends up with a former MISS UNIVERSE winner.



Or Julian Edelman with Adriana Lima.

 

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Garoppolo is regarded as one of the classiest players in the NFL, and was widely praised for how he handled a crap situation in San Francisco. You can't be dumb to play quarterback successfully in the National Football League. Someone's slut-shaming lol. I don't think he's that great looking of a guy either, but I can recognize that basically everyone else thinks he is.

The dude has obvious charisma, and anyone denying that has an agenda. And this is coming from a SF football fan who recognizes that team is better off going forward with him gone.
What charisma? The guy has the look of someone who just got done fingering another guy's anus. He looks creepy and sketchy AF.

I don't see any Walter Payton Man Of The Year awards for this Jersey Shore knockoff like I do a JJ Watt.

Class is Mahomes, JJ Watt, CMC, Luke Kuechy (cannot spell that last name), Drew Brees, and those kinds of guys. There is noting classy about going for an average looking porn hag (not even a top tier one like Lana Rhoades or a prime Kayden Kross).

This dude is scraping up bottom of barrel trash while guys like CMC and Edelman are getting with the kinds of women classy men worldwide would kill for.
 

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What charisma? The guy has the look of someone who just got done fingering another guy's anus. He looks creepy and sketchy AF.

I don't see any Walter Payton Man Of The Year awards for this Jersey Shore knockoff like I do a JJ Watt.

Class is Mahomes, JJ Watt, CMC, Luke Kuechy (cannot spell that last name), Drew Brees, and those kinds of guys. There is noting classy about going for an average looking porn hag (not even a top tier one like Lana Rhoades or a prime Kayden Kross).

This dude is scraping up bottom of barrel trash while guys like CMC and Edelman are getting with the kinds of women classy men worldwide would kill for.
Lol CMC's own mom was gushing over Jimmy


While CMC himself was heaping praise his slimy ass. "Jimmy's one of the nicest people I've ever met. He's so positive, so happy, and he's been through so much"

Dude I don't like Italian women either but this dude hasn't done anything to me except miss deep passes. You're basing all of this off of one misguided date he went on. To be fair, so are these businesses offering him free perks.
 
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If Jimmy G is such a creep, why did his team play so much better for him than compared to when he was injured? His team's splits with him playing/not playing were much greater than normal. Dude's not that skilled if he's only making 22M a year. Y'all making him out like he's DeShaun Watson or some sh1t when the fact of the matter is his teammates in SF loved playing with him.

Edelman's and CMC's girls are obvious golddiggers, likely with pussies stretched out from NBA c0ck.

Jimmy G has only been seen dating 2 women. Here is the other, an insta model named Alexandra King:



I'd rather date her than CMC's or Edelman's girls. No overt narcissism, no showing your flat boobs in public.
 
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Lol CMC's own mom was gushing over Jimmy


While CMC himself was heaping praise his slimy ass. "Jimmy's one of the nicest people I've ever met. He's so positive, so happy, and he's been through so much"

Dude I don't like Italian women either but this dude hasn't done anything to me except miss deep passes. You're basing all of this off of one misguided date he went on. To be fair, so are these businesses offering him free perks.
NFL players have to put on that act for each other as this is not like the UFC where they can honestly say good things. If Jimmy is so sought after then why not a Victoria Secret Supermodel? Why not CMC's girlfriend Olivia Culpo herself? Why not Adriana Lima? Why not a famous actress that looks good?

Because he is not up there in terms of looks. He is not a genetic god like Tom Brady, JJ Watt, or CMC.

It isn't even about his heritage, if this was Gigi Buffon or Alessandro Del Piero, I'd be saying these are classy men. Jimmy is not them, he looks like Jersey Shore Guido trash and comes off as that too.

That is why the best looking Italian American woman to ever walk the face of the planet, Olivia Culpo, is dating CMC and not Jimmy.
 

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If Jimmy G is such a creep, why did his team play so much better for him than compared to when he was injured? His team's splits with him playing/not playing were much greater than normal. Dude's not that skilled if he's only making 22M a year. Y'all making him out like he's DeShaun Watson or some sh1t when the fact of the matter is his teammates in SF loved playing with him.
The Raiders (Oakland at the time) paid what was at the time a record contract for Jamarcus Russell, seems like The Bay Area has a knack for paying a lot for trash. We all know how Jamarcus turned out lol.
 

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The Raiders (Oakland at the time) paid what was at the time a record contract for Jamarcus Russell, seems like The Bay Area has a knack for paying a lot for trash. We all know how Jamarcus turned out lol.
NFL players have to put on that act for each other as this is not like the UFC where they can honestly say good things. If Jimmy is so sought after then why not a Victoria Secret Supermodel? Why not CMC's girlfriend Olivia Culpo herself? Why not Adriana Lima? Why not a famous actress that looks good?

Because he is not up there in terms of looks. He is not a genetic god like Tom Brady, JJ Watt, or CMC.

It isn't even about his heritage, if this was Gigi Buffon or Alessandro Del Piero, I'd be saying these are classy men. Jimmy is not them, he looks like Jersey Shore Guido trash and comes off as that too.

That is why the best looking Italian American woman to ever walk the face of the planet, Olivia Culpo, is dating CMC and not Jimmy.
The one good thing about Italian women are the curves. Olivia Culpo looks like a generic latina without any tits, prime Monica Belluci puts her to shame. Re-read my above post. I posted Jimmy's other girl, she's better than her or Edelman's girl.

Both of those Italian soccer dudes are obvious narcs as well. Jimmy might like porn poon, but he's not a narcissist.
 

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This guy gets crapped on way too much. Disrespected by the front office and the fans in SF, let him enjoy the poon in Vegas.
 

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The one good thing about Italian women are the curves. Olivia Culpo looks like a generic latina without any tits, prime Monica Belluci puts her to shame. Re-read my above post. I posted Jimmy's other girl, she's better than her or Edelman's girl.
I have seen her pics but dude, let's get some context here.

Edelman's girl (or I believe his ex) is a famous Victoria's Secret supermodel that is one of the most sought after women on the planet. Famous actors and worldwide soccer stars with billions of followers want her. We can debate looks all day but Jimmy's ex is nowhere near the level of Lima in terms of status. Adriana Lima is the who's who of women, the kind of status and looks you wife up asap. The kind that is courting billionaires, powerful men, and the top tier status men of the planet.

Olivia Culpo is a Miss Universe winner, the top of the top distinction given to a woman of good looks and class. She dated Nick Jonas.

There is nothing special about Jimmy's success with women, the dude is dumpster diving because he sucks at his job and looks like Jersey Shore trash.
 

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This guy gets crapped on way too much. Disrespected by the front office and the fans in SF, let him enjoy the poon in Vegas.
Alright I'll lay off of ya boy Billy. I have just known his type and tend to know when some guy is an overcompensating piece of Guido trash rather than Italian class like Gigi Buffon or Alessandro Del Piero.

I don't think Jimmy is a decent person in the slightest and wouldn't be surprised if he ends up like Deshaun in a few years. However, I don't want to be that hard on him if he's your boy.
 

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I have seen her pics but dude, let's get some context here.

Edelman's girl (or I believe his ex) is a famous Victoria's Secret supermodel that is one of the most sought after women on the planet. Famous actors and worldwide soccer stars with billions of followers want her. We can debate looks all day but Jimmy's ex is nowhere near the level of Lima in terms of status. Adriana Lima is the who's who of women, the kind of status and looks you wife up asap. The kind that is courting billionaires, powerful men, and the top tier status men of the planet.

Olivia Culpo is a Miss Universe winner, the top of the top distinction given to a woman of good looks and class. She dated Nick Jonas.

There is nothing special about Jimmy's success with women, the dude is dumpster diving because he sucks at his job and looks like Jersey Shore trash.
Lima has an extremely annoying vibe, and the only reason dudes would want her is out of ignorance or to facilitate business. Culpo is cute and seems sweet enough, but those contests mean nada when all that industry celebrates are stick figures or fat girls with no boobs. Put her in a swimsuit on the beach surrounded by the BigTitsRoundAsses or BangBus girls and she's invisible.
 
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