"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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smoofle

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"You're so up and down!"
"You're so mean to me!"
"You're so unpredictable!" (sometimes you're nice sometimes you're mean to me!)
"You're so gay!"
"Why are you such an assh0le?"
"I hate you!!" (usually i get this once i tease her and she doesn't have a good comeback :) )

This might be out of context, but I just wanted some advice. This is usually when we're bantering and teasing each other mixed in with lots of kino and kissing and sh!t...am i doing the right thing? I usually tease her a lot, C+F, neg hits and what not when we are hanging out one on one. This is kind of the relationship we had with each other when i was pursing her; I'm wondering if I need to make some changes now that we're going steady or should I keep up what we're doing? We've been going out for a few months but I've known her for about a year.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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PokerStar

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dude, you ve been here since 2007

you should know by now that you have her eating out of your hand.
 

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i know girls like this **** all the time when you're trying to game them at parties and clubs and whatnot, but i guess my question is: does it ever get old? can you tease someone "too much?"
 

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well dont over do it but you should know where to draw the line. keep doing what you are doing and have it all under control. i know couples where after 6 years of being together the man still teases his girl.

so dont worry about it too much, just keep up the good work and dont try to be too rude.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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The last girl I was dating for a while was totally in love with me and would say similar things, like "you're so hot and cold" and similar statements.
 

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Smoofle - you make me proud.
Well done, son.
And Yes, you can borrow the station wagon next Saturday night. Be home by 1 am, OK?
 
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Cry For Love said:
read her, when she starts gettin annoyed u know u messed up lol
CORRECTION: If she starts to get annoyed and you take that as a sign that you've messed up and therefore back off and stop doing whatever it was that got her annoyed - then you've just given her your balls.

correction course of action if a woman is getting annoyed with you - continue to annoy her more than fvck her hard!
 
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