mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
So you brought her into reality and it was good for you. Other wise she would've been blowing smoke in your face and lifting herself over you.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Gf said I'm not sexually attractive
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
What about a skinny one?
Harsh negs for unnatractive or mediocre skinny girls who think they are hot:
Assign an indian name such as Floating ghost breasts
Pancake ass
Not drunk enough to bag and tag
Powder (too white)
Butterface
Dirty Hairy
Bojangles
Spider legs
He Man
Tarzan
Master Splinter
Grandaddy long legs
49er
Walking STD
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
Mines is skinny with big boobs for her size. I guess spider legs, and something the mentions her rear not being that big would be good, since she thinks it should be bigger. ( I don't care though ).
Guys, sometimes you can't even deal with them unless you "level" them a bit.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Target her ass.....you can bet she's insecure about it...casually mention how you love latina women because of their toned legs and thick perfect asses.
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Thank you for all the answer guys I appreciate it . Yea I do watch a lot of porn but Hats cause I'm always in the mood lol . Also we have a long talk last night and I asked her to be honest about every thing . She said the major issue was that she didn't feel me to the point that she would liked. She said she only feel the tip of my head that she don't feel any girth and they it hurts Becsuse she get dry . She doesn't like the penetration and she wants more out of it
She also admit they she has been using a cucumber sometimes to get the full feeling in her vagina and She also admit that even though she don't get the full feelings from me she would like me to be more affectionate and emotional with her in sex . She said she loves me and reslly cares about the emotional bond between us
She also admit they she has been using a cucumber sometimes to get the full feeling in her vagina and She also admit that even though she don't get the full feelings from me she would like me to be more affectionate and emotional with her in sex . She said she loves me and reslly cares about the emotional bond between us
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I'm going to take you guys advice and love what I have been given maybe it is my anxiety of my penis and porn watching that doesn't make sex fum for her . Also I'm not in shape so do you think getting in shape will help improve on the sexual attraction
Dude it's not your fault the ho uses a fricking cucumber to get off. That will destroy the sensitivy and size of a *****. No one's **** can match a cucumber lol. Unless your shaquille O Neil maybe.
Like I said, don't stress it.
Major issue based on what she said is your lack of confidence and animalistic behavior during sex.
Do what turns YOU on and don't think about her. Keep it simple. Kiss a lot and slap that ***** while you kiss her....choke her some while you bang her....get rough and sloppy man.
**** size doesn't matter when you take what you want. It makes them wetter than anything.
Like I said, don't stress it.
Major issue based on what she said is your lack of confidence and animalistic behavior during sex.
Do what turns YOU on and don't think about her. Keep it simple. Kiss a lot and slap that ***** while you kiss her....choke her some while you bang her....get rough and sloppy man.
**** size doesn't matter when you take what you want. It makes them wetter than anything.
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Just be glad she is telling you this, it means she likes you and wants you to improve. If she didn't shed just dump your ass or stay silent and get it elsewhere.
It's on you now. If you aren't willing to put the time and effort into making yourself better in bed, you likely will be getting dumped, but you can't be mad at her if it happens. She's let you know, given you a chance to improve and that's all she can do.
It's on you now. If you aren't willing to put the time and effort into making yourself better in bed, you likely will be getting dumped, but you can't be mad at her if it happens. She's let you know, given you a chance to improve and that's all she can do.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
And femininity and loyalty. Woman is a sister... So the latina thing will do the trick.
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
It's just like a female now a tight body with big tits versus a gut and body fat. Getting in shape is one of the best things you can do to improve SMV. Just don't tell her your doing it.
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
Well women ( strippers ) said that Shaq has a "normal" size d1ck so they called him small..