GF is testing me via e-mail ... help

[RunningMan]

DJs, I need help with replying to this e-mail from my GF. I'm in a LTR with her but every now and then, she'll test me like the message below. She left for Boston and I got the following e-mail from her:

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Hi John. I have arrived in Boston. The weather has been decent so far. I've been enjoying my time with my family. I'll be coming back on a late flight next Thursday. As you have to get up for work on Friday, you don't need to pick me up.

Do you miss me? If so, how much do you miss me? You have to answer this question; otherwise ...
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How do I answer the last part of her e-mail? Perhaps with something vague? Perhaps something ****y & funny? What would you DJs do?

Thanks in advance.

Da Running Man

 

[NoWayOut]

"Otherwise what? I think I could take you 1 on 1.. bring it on. Great to hear that you're having a good time. You know where I'll be when you get back."

or

"Miss you? Actually, I've been so busy with the ten strippers I hired over the weekend, haven't had much time to think about it.. haha, come on, you know how I feel about you. See you when you get back."

Don't respond straight forward, whatever you do.

 

[Omega]

I'd say...

"Don't worry, Cindy's keeping me VERY busy. Great that your enjoying yourself, I'll see you when you get home."

 

[Don Juanabbe]

I like NoWayOuts first one.