"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Gf heats up and wants me to talk dirty to her

DasaniWater

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Ok basically as the title states, whenever I get my gf in the mood or when she's in the mood for some pleasure, she always asks me to talk dirty to her in her ear. I feel real stupid when this happends, because i just stare in her ear and I have no idea what to really say.. except what I'm going to do to her. But i dont think its really that great where it actually pleasures her, i feel like it just falls flat. Does anyone have any suggestions how to talk dirty and "make her orgasm" just from it??? Or anything close to that? Thanks!:cheer:
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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PRMoon

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Think about all the things you do or would like to do to her, visualize clearly, then speak those visualizations.

Not too tough for a smart kid like you I hope.
 

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Was my question really that dumb?? PRMoon you actually made it very clear to me... wow. WTF. I just realized something, would it be very simlar to what you would say when u "cyber sex" on the internet? Ive made a huge deal out of this, mnaybe i was just thinking too much. Thanks a lot man i didnt realize it like that.
 

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"Who's your daddy! Who's your grandaddy!"

"Take that you blockhead! Oh yeah, you like that, don't ya, Macaroni Ears?"

Hehe, you made me go all Pablo Francisco again. Grr.

But as for talking dirty: it's all about her response. Know what she likes, what she doesn't. Like when I was last kissing my girl, I just asked: "Where do you want me to kiss you now?" And she touched just above her breasts. After a few kisses there, I'd ask again, she she'd touch lower... and lower.

I'm no expert, though. Make friends with a porn-star if you want the real advice.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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djbr

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Go porn movie star on her. =)
 

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All the information offered is great so far.

Another thing she may be looking for is instruction.

She may also be wanting you to talk dirty to her in a way of instructing her in what you want, or rather demanding of her what you want.

Think of what would feel good as you go along, demand she do it, talk raw or angry to her, demand her to move one way or another, demand her get into certain positions, she may be a "pleaser" and wants to be dominated.

Mild threats and orders can be very erotic.
 

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tell her, i wanna eat your pvssy from the back. face down ass up b1tch. you sexy b1tch. you little fvcking slvt you like that dont you. smack her ass. squeeze her nipples.
 

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just tell her what ur gonna do, tell her what positions to get in, pull her hair back hard, slap her ass, squeeze her ass/tits/hips, etc.

tell her 'SAY MY NAME!!!!!" she says "(your name)" then say "NO WAIT.... CALL ME.......(some random guy's name)....." that wont get her off but it'll be funny to see how she reacts :yes:
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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lol thanks a lot guys!! i remember she asked me to moan during sex and for some reason she never asked me to moan again.. i think i was frightening her.. i kept going "ohhhh yeaaa" like i copied this one guy moaning in this prn video. Well another question if girls like being taken as suprise and have u in control wouldnt it be bad to ask her what she wants you to do? My gf often grabs my head and guids me on her body where she wants me to lick her.
 

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DasaniWater said:
My gf often grabs my head and guids me on her body where she wants me to lick her.
u should be the one doin that :down:
 

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Most girls don't dare talk dirty themselves, so it arouses them when you tell them what to say. Like:

"You want me to take you? Say it."
"I want you to take me."
"Yeah, you're a little slut, aren't ya? Say it."
"I-I'm a little slut...."

Although, calling them things like that, it takes a while until you get to that level. Doing it early on is weird. Also, remember to smile when you talk like that, it helps.
 

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even tho u bashed me on my thread im not going to do the same...actually my gf and I do the same thing? wierd isnt it....but yea she would be like (in a suductive voice) i want u to **** me! omg turned me on, but neway...lol.... basically it was the same thing we would say to each other, just reworded! so just reword what u say and yull be fine
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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