Gf heats up and wants me to talk dirty to her

[DasaniWater]

Ok basically as the title states, whenever I get my gf in the mood or when she's in the mood for some pleasure, she always asks me to talk dirty to her in her ear. I feel real stupid when this happends, because i just stare in her ear and I have no idea what to really say.. except what I'm going to do to her. But i dont think its really that great where it actually pleasures her, i feel like it just falls flat. Does anyone have any suggestions how to talk dirty and "make her orgasm" just from it??? Or anything close to that? Thanks!:cheer:

 

[PRMoon]

Think about all the things you do or would like to do to her, visualize clearly, then speak those visualizations.

Not too tough for a smart kid like you I hope.

 

[DasaniWater]

Was my question really that dumb?? PRMoon you actually made it very clear to me... wow. WTF. I just realized something, would it be very simlar to what you would say when u "cyber sex" on the internet? Ive made a huge deal out of this, mnaybe i was just thinking too much. Thanks a lot man i didnt realize it like that.

 

[FusterCluck]

say what you're going to do... then do it.

 

[Keeper]

"Who's your daddy! Who's your grandaddy!"

"Take that you blockhead! Oh yeah, you like that, don't ya, Macaroni Ears?"

Hehe, you made me go all Pablo Francisco again. Grr.

But as for talking dirty: it's all about her response. Know what she likes, what she doesn't. Like when I was last kissing my girl, I just asked: "Where do you want me to kiss you now?" And she touched just above her breasts. After a few kisses there, I'd ask again, she she'd touch lower... and lower.

I'm no expert, though. Make friends with a porn-star if you want the real advice.

 

[djbr]

Go porn movie star on her. =)

 

[Nighthawk]

They want to be called little *****s/sluts and such.

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=16888

Best thread on the site, IMO.

 

[Bad_Lil'Pixie]

All the information offered is great so far.

Another thing she may be looking for is instruction.

She may also be wanting you to talk dirty to her in a way of instructing her in what you want, or rather demanding of her what you want.

Think of what would feel good as you go along, demand she do it, talk raw or angry to her, demand her to move one way or another, demand her get into certain positions, she may be a "pleaser" and wants to be dominated.

Mild threats and orders can be very erotic.

 

[ev3nst3v3n]

tell her, i wanna eat your pvssy from the back. face down ass up b1tch. you sexy b1tch. you little fvcking slvt you like that dont you. smack her ass. squeeze her nipples.

 

[Soprano]

just tell her what ur gonna do, tell her what positions to get in, pull her hair back hard, slap her ass, squeeze her ass/tits/hips, etc.

tell her 'SAY MY NAME!!!!!" she says "(your name)" then say "NO WAIT.... CALL ME.......(some random guy's name)....." that wont get her off but it'll be funny to see how she reacts :yes:

 

[DasaniWater]

lol thanks a lot guys!! i remember she asked me to moan during sex and for some reason she never asked me to moan again.. i think i was frightening her.. i kept going "ohhhh yeaaa" like i copied this one guy moaning in this prn video. Well another question if girls like being taken as suprise and have u in control wouldnt it be bad to ask her what she wants you to do? My gf often grabs my head and guids me on her body where she wants me to lick her.

 

[blueangel83]

"I'm gonna f*ck the living sh*t out of you"

That's my favorite one :rock:

 

[Soprano]

My gf often grabs my head and guids me on her body where she wants me to lick her.

u should be the one doin that

 

[Friendly Otter]

Most girls don't dare talk dirty themselves, so it arouses them when you tell them what to say. Like:

"You want me to take you? Say it."
"I want you to take me."
"Yeah, you're a little slut, aren't ya? Say it."
"I-I'm a little slut...."

Although, calling them things like that, it takes a while until you get to that level. Doing it early on is weird. Also, remember to smile when you talk like that, it helps.

 

[S-lemond]

even tho u bashed me on my thread im not going to do the same...actually my gf and I do the same thing? wierd isnt it....but yea she would be like (in a suductive voice) i want u to **** me! omg turned me on, but neway...lol.... basically it was the same thing we would say to each other, just reworded! so just reword what u say and yull be fine