stevera004
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I'd say it's pretty cool ... beer smells 'yeasty' doesn't it ?
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
gf has thick white vaginal mucus
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
I guess everyone on this board can be an expert on everything.Originally posted by Spike_the_cowboy
Wow... Something must be wrong with my eyes because it seems like some dude was just on here fighting with some chick over what a yeast infection is like...
...Did that really just happen!?
Damn.
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Spike_the_cowboy
Master Don Juan
I'm not an expert on everything, I'm really only good at two things... and I forgot what they were now.
Anyways, yeah, alot of the guys on this site can be very stupid at times. They give bad advice like there is no tomorrow... start flame wars when someone gives good advice, try to turn everything into a macho **** measuring contest, etc.
Well... I didn't get much sleep last night, so I'm gonna try to get some rest between phone calls. My eyes hurt and I'm already out of visine, dammit!
Its a strange thing going without sleep for a while... its almost like you could just fall out of yourself...
Anyways, yeah, alot of the guys on this site can be very stupid at times. They give bad advice like there is no tomorrow... start flame wars when someone gives good advice, try to turn everything into a macho **** measuring contest, etc.
Well... I didn't get much sleep last night, so I'm gonna try to get some rest between phone calls. My eyes hurt and I'm already out of visine, dammit!
Its a strange thing going without sleep for a while... its almost like you could just fall out of yourself...
jiza101
Master Don Juan
OH FFSi was in middle of eating my weetbix with milk. nearly threw them back up... YUCK
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Helter Skelter
Master Don Juan
Matlm:
So are you canceling cunnilingus for this weekend?
Maybe you could serve this stuff on toast to your friends next time they stop by.
Keep it in the fridge and microwave just before spreading on toast for best taste.
Spike_the_cowboy
Master Don Juan
Someone please lock this, I'm gonna be sick...
Don Juanabbe
Master Don Juan
I wonder what the thick white vaginal mucus tastes like?
Helter Skelter
Master Don Juan
chicken
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Spike_the_cowboy
Master Don Juan
Trust me, the best is over. We might as well go back to talking about masturbation, circumcision, or some topic thats already been beaten to death already...
Then again, H&F is a pretty dry forum...
Which reminds me... what does weetbix with milk taste like? -- I've never tried it.
Then again, H&F is a pretty dry forum...
Which reminds me... what does weetbix with milk taste like? -- I've never tried it.
TyTe`EyEs
Master Don Juan
This thread is great. And when I say great, I mean sh!tty.
Spike_the_cowboy
Master Don Juan
Did I say "already" twice in my above post?...