stevera004
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I'd say it's pretty cool ... beer smells 'yeasty' doesn't it ?
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
gf has thick white vaginal mucus
- Thread starter Matlm
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
I guess everyone on this board can be an expert on everything.Originally posted by Spike_the_cowboy
Wow... Something must be wrong with my eyes because it seems like some dude was just on here fighting with some chick over what a yeast infection is like...
...Did that really just happen!?
Damn.
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Spike_the_cowboy
Master Don Juan
I'm not an expert on everything, I'm really only good at two things... and I forgot what they were now.
Anyways, yeah, alot of the guys on this site can be very stupid at times. They give bad advice like there is no tomorrow... start flame wars when someone gives good advice, try to turn everything into a macho **** measuring contest, etc.
Well... I didn't get much sleep last night, so I'm gonna try to get some rest between phone calls. My eyes hurt and I'm already out of visine, dammit!
Its a strange thing going without sleep for a while... its almost like you could just fall out of yourself...
Anyways, yeah, alot of the guys on this site can be very stupid at times. They give bad advice like there is no tomorrow... start flame wars when someone gives good advice, try to turn everything into a macho **** measuring contest, etc.
Well... I didn't get much sleep last night, so I'm gonna try to get some rest between phone calls. My eyes hurt and I'm already out of visine, dammit!
Its a strange thing going without sleep for a while... its almost like you could just fall out of yourself...
jiza101
Master Don Juan
OH FFSi was in middle of eating my weetbix with milk. nearly threw them back up... YUCK
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Helter Skelter
Master Don Juan
Matlm:
So are you canceling cunnilingus for this weekend?
Maybe you could serve this stuff on toast to your friends next time they stop by.
Keep it in the fridge and microwave just before spreading on toast for best taste.
Spike_the_cowboy
Master Don Juan
Someone please lock this, I'm gonna be sick...
Don Juanabbe
Master Don Juan
I wonder what the thick white vaginal mucus tastes like?
Helter Skelter
Master Don Juan
chicken
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Spike_the_cowboy
Master Don Juan
Trust me, the best is over. We might as well go back to talking about masturbation, circumcision, or some topic thats already been beaten to death already...
Then again, H&F is a pretty dry forum...
Which reminds me... what does weetbix with milk taste like? -- I've never tried it.
Then again, H&F is a pretty dry forum...
Which reminds me... what does weetbix with milk taste like? -- I've never tried it.
TyTe`EyEs
Master Don Juan
This thread is great. And when I say great, I mean sh!tty.
Spike_the_cowboy
Master Don Juan
Did I say "already" twice in my above post?...