"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Gf gone on holiday.

soulforge

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Well you obviously can't read, or haven't bothered to because you'd know I have other options. But I have mad chemistry with this girl and, to my knowledge, she hasn't cheated and pretty much pleaded with me today to forgive her for her behaviour.

The sex is crazy, she's mad intelligent, funny, a high quality women imo. None of my other options trump her or the connection we have.

I've cheated on her but only because I'm an absolute dog at times and I get it thrown at me.

Some dudes on here keep going on about lack of options, next, spin more plates blah blah blah

Fuk sake man, its not a easy feat finding a chick you really connect with, or you have that crazy sex with..

Most plates i deal with, as soon as I empty my load inside of her, I pretty much want her out of my fuking door..

Good looking girls, with that great connection, plus great sex, are not always easy to find, sometimes can take YEARS

That being said, you should not tolerate bad behaviour from her either dude
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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A girl like that I wouldn't take serious, no need to blow a gasket OP
Just keep her on the team for those nights you need to bust a nut in the back of her throat
 

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if you want to spin the most plates get a job at your local greasy spoon as a dishwasher.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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