"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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GF dumped me last night, I feel horrible and need some advice

Paradox

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Originally posted by Oxide
Just to make sure, this thread was a JOKE, right?


Please man, tell me you are kidding. Let me see if i got this straight - A 16 year old dumped YOU by texting because you were not following her wishes!?! Is this world going to hell this soon?


Let me show you how it works in OxideLand:

Her- "Hey, we need to spend more time together"
Me - "Yeah, i got some free time, let's get together. I drove to you last couple of times, it is your turn"

Her- "Waaahhh.. I cant drive.."
Me -" Alright, i will come, you gonna have to fill up my tank and take me out to dinner though"



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Her - "You should move closer so we can be together"
Me - *thinks* Do i like this town i live in? Yeah! "Sorry babe can't do"


Her -"You are the one i know it!"
Me - " You are 16, what the fvck do you know?"

Her - "Are we like boyfriend/girlfriend ?"
Me - "Girl, i've known you for 3 weeks. We havent even had sex. I do enjoy your company, but we are just friends for now" (true story)




AND.. finally

Her - "TXT MSG - "We should break up"
Me - "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH....... Wow!"

Why are you posting in this Forum?
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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