"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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GF dumped me last night, I feel horrible and need some advice

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Originally posted by Oxide
Just to make sure, this thread was a JOKE, right?


Please man, tell me you are kidding. Let me see if i got this straight - A 16 year old dumped YOU by texting because you were not following her wishes!?! Is this world going to hell this soon?


Let me show you how it works in OxideLand:

Her- "Hey, we need to spend more time together"
Me - "Yeah, i got some free time, let's get together. I drove to you last couple of times, it is your turn"

Her- "Waaahhh.. I cant drive.."
Me -" Alright, i will come, you gonna have to fill up my tank and take me out to dinner though"



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Her - "You should move closer so we can be together"
Me - *thinks* Do i like this town i live in? Yeah! "Sorry babe can't do"


Her -"You are the one i know it!"
Me - " You are 16, what the fvck do you know?"

Her - "Are we like boyfriend/girlfriend ?"
Me - "Girl, i've known you for 3 weeks. We havent even had sex. I do enjoy your company, but we are just friends for now" (true story)




AND.. finally

Her - "TXT MSG - "We should break up"
Me - "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH....... Wow!"

Why are you posting in this Forum?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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