"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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GF dumped me last night, I feel horrible and need some advice

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Originally posted by Oxide
Just to make sure, this thread was a JOKE, right?


Please man, tell me you are kidding. Let me see if i got this straight - A 16 year old dumped YOU by texting because you were not following her wishes!?! Is this world going to hell this soon?


Let me show you how it works in OxideLand:

Her- "Hey, we need to spend more time together"
Me - "Yeah, i got some free time, let's get together. I drove to you last couple of times, it is your turn"

Her- "Waaahhh.. I cant drive.."
Me -" Alright, i will come, you gonna have to fill up my tank and take me out to dinner though"



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Her - "You should move closer so we can be together"
Me - *thinks* Do i like this town i live in? Yeah! "Sorry babe can't do"


Her -"You are the one i know it!"
Me - " You are 16, what the fvck do you know?"

Her - "Are we like boyfriend/girlfriend ?"
Me - "Girl, i've known you for 3 weeks. We havent even had sex. I do enjoy your company, but we are just friends for now" (true story)




AND.. finally

Her - "TXT MSG - "We should break up"
Me - "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH....... Wow!"
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Why are you posting in this Forum?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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