"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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GF dosent like the tast of me

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HI im new here me and my gf have been together for a year and 3 months now and evry thing is going good in the bedroom apart from when she gives me hed so dose not like the tast of me its not that i dont wash coz i get in the shower evry day and she likes giving me hed so we have used flavored condoms is there any other way that we can take the tast away with out me having to were 1 thanks

IV moved it from the worng place so if the admin whants to deleat the other 1feel free
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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puma183

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NEXT her. I don't know if it's a chemical-mismatch or just head-games that she is playing (no pun intended), either way, find a lady friend who makes you feel better about yourself.
 

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Try eating more fruit (1 or 2 a day), especially more citric based fruits like Oranges or Grapefruits.
 

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Sweet foods eaten seem to sweeten up the sperm and old sperm is more bitter,so try to keep your stock fresh
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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CyranoDeBergerac

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No offense PUMA, but you're an idiot. He's been with her over a year and she's stilll giving him oral satisfaction even though she doesn't like the taste. Assuming all else is good, 'nexting' would be a bit premature.

On to your question:

I'm not the consummate authority, but here's a few things I've culled from my research and a few talkative and enthusiastically oral exes: Fresh fruit it always a good idea. Flavored condoms won't work if you don't wear one, and lubes won't change the taste. This is going to come down to healthy life practices.

Semen, the sustenetial fluid for the sperm is heavy on carbohydrates, i.e.; sugars. In short, what you put into your bady is tantamount to what comes out.

Stay away from asparagus, garlic, coffee, and smoking especially as these tend to lend bitter tastes. Regular exercise also helps.

There's alot of good information about this one the internet.

All else fails, get her to deep throat.

Good luck buddy.
 

goodfoot

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I think the OP is talking about ballsweat, not the taste of his sperm. I could be wrong, though.
 

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Google

How to Make your sperm taste better


tons of stuff will come up


no alcohol, no caffeine, no garlic, no onions.

eat alot of carbs, like bread, pasta,

eat bananas, pineapples, apples, grapes
 

I.A.F.Y.B.

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He isn't talking about sperm if I read him correctly. Because, he said his girlfriend was giving him head with a flavored condom on.

But, Like I said above... Buy flavored lube! Or you could just use whip cream or chocolate syrup.
 

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puma183 said:
NEXT her. I don't know if it's a chemical-mismatch or just head-games that she is playing (no pun intended), either way, find a lady friend who makes you feel better about yourself.

My God, I haven't heard worse advice since I asked grandma what to do with my Adhi Karya stocks. She said "put it in a chicken soup".

Are you really 33? You'd seriously "next" a girlfriend without any conversation just because she doesn't like the taste of ***? fvck sake.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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puma183 said:
NEXT her. I don't know if it's a chemical-mismatch or just head-games that she is playing (no pun intended), either way, find a lady friend who makes you feel better about yourself.
Everyone has already flamed you, so ill make it soft. 33...grow up...in every way possible.

And then actually have sex with a girl.
 
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