"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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GF dosent like the tast of me

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HI im new here me and my gf have been together for a year and 3 months now and evry thing is going good in the bedroom apart from when she gives me hed so dose not like the tast of me its not that i dont wash coz i get in the shower evry day and she likes giving me hed so we have used flavored condoms is there any other way that we can take the tast away with out me having to were 1 thanks

IV moved it from the worng place so if the admin whants to deleat the other 1feel free
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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NEXT her. I don't know if it's a chemical-mismatch or just head-games that she is playing (no pun intended), either way, find a lady friend who makes you feel better about yourself.
 

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Try eating more fruit (1 or 2 a day), especially more citric based fruits like Oranges or Grapefruits.
 

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Sweet foods eaten seem to sweeten up the sperm and old sperm is more bitter,so try to keep your stock fresh
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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CyranoDeBergerac

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No offense PUMA, but you're an idiot. He's been with her over a year and she's stilll giving him oral satisfaction even though she doesn't like the taste. Assuming all else is good, 'nexting' would be a bit premature.

On to your question:

I'm not the consummate authority, but here's a few things I've culled from my research and a few talkative and enthusiastically oral exes: Fresh fruit it always a good idea. Flavored condoms won't work if you don't wear one, and lubes won't change the taste. This is going to come down to healthy life practices.

Semen, the sustenetial fluid for the sperm is heavy on carbohydrates, i.e.; sugars. In short, what you put into your bady is tantamount to what comes out.

Stay away from asparagus, garlic, coffee, and smoking especially as these tend to lend bitter tastes. Regular exercise also helps.

There's alot of good information about this one the internet.

All else fails, get her to deep throat.

Good luck buddy.
 

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I think the OP is talking about ballsweat, not the taste of his sperm. I could be wrong, though.
 

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Google

How to Make your sperm taste better


tons of stuff will come up


no alcohol, no caffeine, no garlic, no onions.

eat alot of carbs, like bread, pasta,

eat bananas, pineapples, apples, grapes
 

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He isn't talking about sperm if I read him correctly. Because, he said his girlfriend was giving him head with a flavored condom on.

But, Like I said above... Buy flavored lube! Or you could just use whip cream or chocolate syrup.
 

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puma183 said:
NEXT her. I don't know if it's a chemical-mismatch or just head-games that she is playing (no pun intended), either way, find a lady friend who makes you feel better about yourself.

My God, I haven't heard worse advice since I asked grandma what to do with my Adhi Karya stocks. She said "put it in a chicken soup".

Are you really 33? You'd seriously "next" a girlfriend without any conversation just because she doesn't like the taste of ***? fvck sake.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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puma183 said:
NEXT her. I don't know if it's a chemical-mismatch or just head-games that she is playing (no pun intended), either way, find a lady friend who makes you feel better about yourself.
Everyone has already flamed you, so ill make it soft. 33...grow up...in every way possible.

And then actually have sex with a girl.
 
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