"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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GF asked me to spank/slap her during sex

MightyMate

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Originally posted by killabizkit
Quick background info. I am 23 she is 21, we have been dating for 6.5 yrs. We were each other�s first and our relationship is going strong. We have been having sex for 5years or so.
1,5 years of dating without sex??? Man You must be crazy! Anyways, she wont be Your wife. Its just not possible. Think a little if maybe she wasnt spanked by somebody else and now she wants it.. Anyways girls like stuff like that. Some girls like to hear they are sluts etc in bed.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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"she asked me to spank her"

In another words; SHE ASKED YOU TO BE A MAN AND TAKE CHARGE AND DOMANETE. i know that is not your secon nature but may you should consider it, after all you got a penis and balls. GURLS LOVE TO BE DOMENATED. It's their nature to submit.

Next time show up at her place. When she opens the door grab her by her ass trow her over your shoulder and take her to the bedroom. Next rip her shirt and pants off and perceed to give her the "pounding of her life. and then afterwords you can do that whole cuddling thing....
 

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Re: Re: GF asked me to spank/slap her during sex

Originally posted by MightyMate
1,5 years of dating without sex??? Man You must be crazy!
21-6.5=14.5

haw many chicks do you know gave it up at 14.5:confused:
 

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wtf dude? u gotta take control in the sex department. When doing it doggy style, grab her tight by the hips and start talking some trash. Dirty talking like why you running from it, and **** like that. Get her hair in a pony tail and pull it while nibbling on her earlobes and slapping her ass .... Come on dude, get your animal out in you.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by Borgon
wtf dude? u gotta take control in the sex department. When doing it doggy style, grab her tight by the hips and start talking some trash. Dirty talking like why you running from it, and **** like that. Get her hair in a pony tail and pull it while nibbling on her earlobes and slapping her ass .... Come on dude, get your animal out in you.

Awesome . . .!


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This must be one of the stupidest questions EVER!


GIRLS LOVE TO BE SPANKED!




What a fvcken noob. This is exactly why this site is going downhill.

DAFS = Do A Fvcken Search
blue.....I'm sure he's pretty damn capable of doing a search, and I think he knows by his experience that she loved it. He's concerned about himself and his feelings.

Settle the fvck down before you blurt out something stupid like that again without reading the intent of the post, it just shows ignorance.


(and I don't care if you've been here since 2001, so dont' bother going on some power trip like you did in another post)
 

MightyMate

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Originally posted by Phoenix_of_the_ashes
Can you tell me some lotto numbers with your crystal ball?
Beeing with 1 girl is not possible during lifetime. It would be hard for man, but for woman its just not possible. Its nothign personal but if shes 21 now i say she already cheaten or soion shes gonna dump You. Think if somebody else aint spank her?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Re: Re: Re: GF asked me to spank/slap her during sex

Originally posted by spider_007
21-6.5=14.5

haw many chicks do you know gave it up at 14.5:confused:
True.. But how many peole do You know who been together from beeing 14 and ended as married happy couple? ;)
Btw in England many girls loose virginity around 15.
 
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