"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Getting your ahole licked by a girl..

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I have not. But I can't deny that I'm curious about it. Obviously it would be pretty easy to talk a girl into doing it if she's really into you, but geez, I'm not sure I want to subject any human being to the crap that comes out of my dirt road. Real talk.

Just to be clear, I'm not into anal the other way around either. Just not my thing.
 

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Reyaj said:
How many of you have had this done and like it? Come you can admit it :)
Lol why the hell do you care about something like this??
 

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Full Disclosure: I may be the King of this. For some reason, chicks love going down on my butt hole. Either that, or I'm just the King at picking up chicks who are severely messed up in the head.

No big deal, IMO. People tend to associate anything to do with the butt to being "gay", but the difference here is that it's a woman doing it, and its her tongue. It's kink/taboo, gets those panties dripping, whatever. We're in the 50 Shades Century, a girl licking your butt is borderline normal now a days.
 

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"Seek first to lick, and then to be licked"...
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Peaks&Valleys said:
Full Disclosure: I may be the King of this. For some reason, chicks love going down on my butt hole. Either that, or I'm just the King at picking up chicks who are severely messed up in the head.

No big deal, IMO. People tend to associate anything to do with the butt to being "gay", but the difference here is that it's a woman doing it, and its her tongue. It's kink/taboo, gets those panties dripping, whatever. We're in the 50 Shades Century, a girl licking your butt is borderline normal now a days.
You are right about it must be normal now a days... I never thought I'd be into this at all and like you say associated anything going there with being gay. Towards the end of last year this girl I am seeing just started doing it to me... she was giving me head, then went to my scrotum then below and all of a sudden started doing it... I didn't like it as I kept thinking it was weird and I was kinda paranoid. I didn't tell her to stop though cause she was really into it.

Then the next month this hot latina chick started doing it to me as well, and damn it felt so #&$*# good lol.. I definitely feel weird as hell kissing them after this though lol
 

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It's happened to me a few times, it feels awesome. I'd never ask for it, but if she wants to go to town, sh1t she can go right ahead. It ain't my mouth.
 

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And is there gonna be any kissing later or what?

I understand the reason for that thing about her sticking a finger while sucking in order to stimulate the prostate but...her mouth on ass and then kissing later? no thanks.

Also in order to do such things safely I guess it should be needed something really close to a professional hygiene, that stuff they do in the hospital before checking it inside.
 

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West has done it all, the only thing left is put on a dress, grow a beard, and win American Idol. Oh that has been done as well by Mr. Ms. Conchita Wurst lol. :kick:

How about getting ur a55hole fvcked?

How about blowing a c0ck?

What I hear? That's gay?!! I bet in your lala land it is not gay if woman fvcked your a55hole!

The possibilities are endless, keep on experimenting by little friend.
 

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backseatjuan said:
West has done it all, the only thing left is put on a dress, grow a beard, and win American Idol. Oh that has been done as well by Mr. Ms. Conchita Wurst lol. :kick:

How about getting ur a55hole fvcked?

How about blowing a c0ck?

What I hear? That's gay?!! I bet in your lala land it is not gay if woman fvcked your a55hole!

The possibilities are endless, keep on experimenting by little friend.
Why dont you go ahead first and let us know if its worth?
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Oh no, I'm happy with the way thing are, I pretty much like the good old missionary position. But I'm giving you the go ahead, you go for it boy. You see I'm being pro gay. First let her lick your ahole, then stick a finger in there, then a fist, then a strap on dildo. Hell, why stop on that, invite her boyfriend over and let him f you!
 

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backseatjuan said:
Oh no, I'm happy with the way thing are, I pretty much like the good old missionary position. But I'm giving you the go ahead, you go for it boy. You see I'm being pro gay. First let her lick your ahole, then stick a finger in there, then a fist, then a strap on dildo. Hell, why stop on that, invite her boyfriend over and let him f you!
Usually when Im with a girl and she talks bad about something wheter is anal or bl0wjobs, I know that thats exactly what she wanna do.

Not that Im saying its your case :whistle:
 

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Damn you guys
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backseatjuan said:
Oh no, I'm happy with the way thing are, I pretty much like the good old missionary position. But I'm giving you the go ahead, you go for it boy. You see I'm being pro gay. First let her lick your ahole, then stick a finger in there, then a fist, then a strap on dildo. Hell, why stop on that, invite her boyfriend over and let him f you!
Whoa. Who said anything about strap ons or getting pegged in the butt by her boyfriend?? Why you taking it there....back seat? Fantasy of yours?
 

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I like to have a naked woman stand behind me and rub her va-ja-ja on my bare ass. Preferably one with outie lips and/or a nice bush.

That's as far as it gets. If she sticks anything in my ass like a finger or a tongue it's game over.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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That place Is full of bacteria not sure how healthy the activity is.
 
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