Reyaj
Master Don Juan
How many of you have had this done and like it? Come you can admit it 
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Getting your ahole licked by a girl..
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
speed dawg
Master Don Juan
I have not. But I can't deny that I'm curious about it. Obviously it would be pretty easy to talk a girl into doing it if she's really into you, but geez, I'm not sure I want to subject any human being to the crap that comes out of my dirt road. Real talk.
Just to be clear, I'm not into anal the other way around either. Just not my thing.
Just to be clear, I'm not into anal the other way around either. Just not my thing.
Peaks&Valleys
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Full Disclosure: I may be the King of this. For some reason, chicks love going down on my butt hole. Either that, or I'm just the King at picking up chicks who are severely messed up in the head.
No big deal, IMO. People tend to associate anything to do with the butt to being "gay", but the difference here is that it's a woman doing it, and its her tongue. It's kink/taboo, gets those panties dripping, whatever. We're in the 50 Shades Century, a girl licking your butt is borderline normal now a days.
No big deal, IMO. People tend to associate anything to do with the butt to being "gay", but the difference here is that it's a woman doing it, and its her tongue. It's kink/taboo, gets those panties dripping, whatever. We're in the 50 Shades Century, a girl licking your butt is borderline normal now a days.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
"Seek first to lick, and then to be licked"...
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Reyaj
Master Don Juan
You are right about it must be normal now a days... I never thought I'd be into this at all and like you say associated anything going there with being gay. Towards the end of last year this girl I am seeing just started doing it to me... she was giving me head, then went to my scrotum then below and all of a sudden started doing it... I didn't like it as I kept thinking it was weird and I was kinda paranoid. I didn't tell her to stop though cause she was really into it.Peaks&Valleys said:
Then the next month this hot latina chick started doing it to me as well, and damn it felt so #&$*# good lol.. I definitely feel weird as hell kissing them after this though lol
SmooveMooves
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It's happened to me a few times, it feels awesome. I'd never ask for it, but if she wants to go to town, sh1t she can go right ahead. It ain't my mouth.
Who Dares Win
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And is there gonna be any kissing later or what?
I understand the reason for that thing about her sticking a finger while sucking in order to stimulate the prostate but...her mouth on ass and then kissing later? no thanks.
Also in order to do such things safely I guess it should be needed something really close to a professional hygiene, that stuff they do in the hospital before checking it inside.
I understand the reason for that thing about her sticking a finger while sucking in order to stimulate the prostate but...her mouth on ass and then kissing later? no thanks.
Also in order to do such things safely I guess it should be needed something really close to a professional hygiene, that stuff they do in the hospital before checking it inside.
backseatjuan
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West has done it all, the only thing left is put on a dress, grow a beard, and win American Idol. Oh that has been done as well by Mr. Ms. Conchita Wurst lol. :kick:
How about getting ur a55hole fvcked?
How about blowing a c0ck?
What I hear? That's gay?!! I bet in your lala land it is not gay if woman fvcked your a55hole!
The possibilities are endless, keep on experimenting by little friend.
How about getting ur a55hole fvcked?
How about blowing a c0ck?
What I hear? That's gay?!! I bet in your lala land it is not gay if woman fvcked your a55hole!
The possibilities are endless, keep on experimenting by little friend.
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Why dont you go ahead first and let us know if its worth?backseatjuan said:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
backseatjuan
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Oh no, I'm happy with the way thing are, I pretty much like the good old missionary position. But I'm giving you the go ahead, you go for it boy. You see I'm being pro gay. First let her lick your ahole, then stick a finger in there, then a fist, then a strap on dildo. Hell, why stop on that, invite her boyfriend over and let him f you!
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Usually when Im with a girl and she talks bad about something wheter is anal or bl0wjobs, I know that thats exactly what she wanna do.backseatjuan said:
Not that Im saying its your case
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Damn you guys
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Peaks&Valleys
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Whoa. Who said anything about strap ons or getting pegged in the butt by her boyfriend?? Why you taking it there....back seat? Fantasy of yours?backseatjuan said:
logicallefty
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I like to have a naked woman stand behind me and rub her va-ja-ja on my bare ass. Preferably one with outie lips and/or a nice bush.
That's as far as it gets. If she sticks anything in my ass like a finger or a tongue it's game over.
That's as far as it gets. If she sticks anything in my ass like a finger or a tongue it's game over.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.