Getting together with REALLY drunk girls

[animal crackers]

So tonight was crazy man.

I went and got my eyebrow pierces just for shlts. (my dad's gonna say i'm gay again like when I got my ears pierced. )

My friend got a tatoo that say's "hollywood" on his shoulder. It's money man, that's his nickname that HE invented and he does portray it well.

Anyways...

So later I went to this party, and I just got home like an hour ago (its 630) and There were a couple girls there.

I sat next to the girl that I wanted on a couch, and she got ALL UP ON ME. I was teasing her and it was fun.

The PROBLEM is that soon later she ended up spending the rest of her night in the toilet puking her brains out.

I was thinking of calling the girl who had the party and asking for the # of her, but I don't even remember her name, and that might just be kind of lame...

Ah I probably will...She was sexy.




animal crackers

 

[PeterCrouch]

Originally posted by animal crackers
So tonight was crazy man.

I went and got my eyebrow pierces just for shlts. (my dad's gonna say i'm gay again like when I got my ears pierced. )

Well to be fair he does have a point!

Originally posted by animal crackers
My friend got a tatoo that say's "hollywood" on his shoulder. It's money man, that's his nickname that HE invented and he does portray it well.

Yeh course he invented the word Hollywood!

 

[spider_007]

as long as you don't fvck them while they are drunk. wouldn't want her to come back from passing out and scream "RAPE"

 

[crazykid returns]

Yeah, because getting with completely wasted girls is SOOO DJ.

 

[josekortez]

Getting with drunk girls can be a horrible experience. Check my above "at the very least" thread about such a situation.

 

[BrotherAP]

I got my eyebrow pierced one day when I was very drunk. I had just broken up with my girlfriend, and I was convinced that it was time to clean up and get ready to find somebody new. I was shamelessly flirting with a girl who had clearly come over to fvck my friend, but the alcohol I had so eagerly consumed reduced all my decision making to a matter of ability - I assumed that if I could do something, I should do something. That was the night I had my friends cut me a mohawk (which I hated), pressed the emergency button on the pole on campus at my friend's college and told the concerned female dispatcher 'blow me', and chased some traumatized ducks into a major road, stopping traffic and causing mass confusion. So, while my newest friends where getting arrested by the very police who I summoned but managed to outrun, I went with a stranger's advice and went to the piercing parlor to get my eyebrow pierced. After arguing him down to a $25 price (he want $50), he brought me into the back. I sat in the big 'dentist chair' and looked at myself in the mirror, trying to recognize the person staring back at me. I was sure it wasn't me - the guy in the mirror had a mohawk. No way would I have a mohawk. Before I realize anything has changed, the piercer is frantically pressing blue napkins against the new wound on my head muttering about how he doesn't pierce drunk people because they bleed too much. I don't recall him asking if I was drunk.

Anyway, I shaved off the mohawk but kept the peircing, and added the 10-gauge earrings that I hadn't worn since high school. Immeadiately girls noticed and reacted very positively - one girl approached me and said, I quote, "You know, I saw you before and I thought 'He's cute, but I'm not gonna talk to him', but when you walked past a minute ago I looked at my friends and told them 'When the hell did he get so hot!?' and I just had to come say hi" Even my college buddies seemed intimidated, saying things like "you look you're about to kick somebody's ass" to which I respond in varying ways - most often a variation of "Then don't piss me off" or "it might be yours if you don't grab me a soda".

Mostly I just like writing stories, but I'm pretty sure that when I hit the 'Post Reply' button I was ready to come to AnimalCracker's defense on the eyebrow piercing, as I too pierced mine for no damn reason and, as of yet, have found no compelling reason to get rid of it.

 

[BrotherAP]

eh... oops