Getting the hottest girls off myspace and into your bed

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

Duffdog

Master Don Juan

May 19, 2009

WhtRbt said:
Girls never send me the first message. My profile is very sparse and doesn't have a picture, why would they make first contact? That means I only msg girls that I choose, and yes I generally prefer attractive ones.

Why would they make first contact?? because they think I am attractive...duh! Exactly the same reason you message the hot girls first. Now tell me this-- what percentage of the HOT girls you messaged have you actually fvcked?

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.