"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Getting the girl I wanted!

ianlove

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I do not consider myself to look anything special, in fact I KNOW I don't look anything special but this is beyond me. Why let all the Brad Pitts in this world steal MY fun away.
I just would not even rate myself on the looks ladder, its pointless as beauty will always be in the eye of the beholder (a cliche I know but theres a reason its a cliche) A "HB9" will be a "HB5" to somebody else. So I just work what I gots, I keep clean, no hygene* problems *(check the spelling on that coz i can't be bothered)
So it would come a great surprise to me to find that my best friends sister had a n exceptional crush on me no. I make no joke when I say in my eyes she could be a model she is that hawt.

Just as an addition, I am not the guy who actively searches to steal my best friends gfs or sisters, I am loyal to my friends to the last second.

The added ingredients to enhancing this crush are these. Firstly I hang out with my friend, I go to his about twice a month*1
From the first time I met his sister I made a good impression C+F (or whatever it is called on this forum)*2
I am a confident sonofab1tch. I have the body language down to a tee and I have no problems holding eye contact with men, women whether they're in my face or not, no matter how hot they are*3
The added thing is a little bit of jealousy :) This can work wonders, BAM, you have that rarity factor*4

*1 Rarity factor One: I was rarely in social contact with her. I didn't go out of my way to stay away nor did i go out of my way to see her. One mistake guys make is thinking lots and lots of interaction will get the girl, NOT true. Some also think that this will lead to her asking you out, also NOT true. You have to do the asking or you end up in this LJBF zone that is som abhored round here.
*2 First time I met her was around christmas last year. I was visiting her brother to play a healthy dose of HALO 2, hell I aint gunna make no bones about it, as much as I like socialising I like my computer games too. I was lay on my friends bed when she waltzed in, I was busy kicking some nasty alien ass savin' the world IMPORTANT!! lol But I made proper introductions and this was before I discovered this site.
*3 Blah Blah Blah, could I stroke my own ego more!!? Yeah, hot looking women don't disable me anymore like they used to, nor do men bigger than me. I look at "HB10" and treat her like she is a "HB1" (not to say I am disrespectful, I am always respectful of anyonw who meets me halfway, i just like to knock em of their pedestal)
*4 I have another good looking lady friend, we aint going out but I had no problems making it subtely seem like I WAS going out with her where my friends sister was concerned. Ethical dillema! So what, women do the same exact thing dudes, they use jealousy. Its a dirty game but hey, they want equality so I am going to use jealousy as much as they do.

I won't lie, from the day I first met her I wanted her but never thought I could get a lady that gorgeous until I applied what I have learnt.
Don't know if any of this has helped, in fact if it aint i am not concerned, just imparting a story.

Hope you enjoyed brothas DJ
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

Macgyver

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I see you learn how to make a webboard post from "The Shezzler." What exactly are you trying to say?
 
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