"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Getting Laid "Scenario"

mzplk

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Ok, quick question:
-What exactly, in terms of "provisions", do I need to
pick girls up / get laid?

For example,
-if I'm at a club, will I need a car? a motel room? an apartment?
-say I'm at some college party, at the house of some guy I don't
know too well. Do I get it on inside one of his rooms?
-Perhaps I can go to the girl's place?

Basically, what extra "provisions" will I need when and where?
So far all I have is just a room I share with two other guys
on the university campus. What exactly are my options?
(Although on weekends they're sometimes not there.
Does that mean I can only do it with girls on campus?)
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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r0cky

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Ok you'll need the following:
pair of boots
condom
compass
A canteen
flint
magnesium bar
10' ft of chicken wire
a flare gun if you can get your hands on one
The latest copy of "coitus for dummies"

Thats my complete list of provisions needed to get laid.
 

tosh

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I agree with the above. Make sure to carry all of the items in an oversized backpack before saying hi to the target girl. Do NOT leave them in the trunk of your car or in a cloakroom.

Good Luck.
 

shaunuk

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I don't understand what it is with people on this board having very little initiative. What do you need?? Eh...you, a girl and a condom. Getting laid out of a club isn't rocket science man.

A car?? Don't you want to get drunk if you go out?

A hotel room? Erm, what's wrong with your place or her place?

Do people ask these questions because they see getting laid out of a club impossible or something? It's the easiest way to pull.
 

handle

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There isn't much you really need... I've realized that in college it's key to have something about your apartment that makes it a good place to leave to, even if that's just food/more booze/rockband or something. It helps if you're having a bit of a mental block at that part of the night where you get take home with you -- if you have nothing you can think of saying, at least be able to default to "let's go back to my place, I've still got some liquor."

Just a little tidbit, it helped me at the beginning. Cheers, good luck.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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