Getting Laid "Scenario"

[mzplk]

Ok, quick question:
-What exactly, in terms of "provisions", do I need to
pick girls up / get laid?

For example,
-if I'm at a club, will I need a car? a motel room? an apartment?
-say I'm at some college party, at the house of some guy I don't
know too well. Do I get it on inside one of his rooms?
-Perhaps I can go to the girl's place?

Basically, what extra "provisions" will I need when and where?
So far all I have is just a room I share with two other guys
on the university campus. What exactly are my options?
(Although on weekends they're sometimes not there.
Does that mean I can only do it with girls on campus?)

 

[r0cky]

Ok you'll need the following:
pair of boots
condom
compass
A canteen
flint
magnesium bar
10' ft of chicken wire
a flare gun if you can get your hands on one
The latest copy of "coitus for dummies"

Thats my complete list of provisions needed to get laid.

 

[tosh]

I agree with the above. Make sure to carry all of the items in an oversized backpack before saying hi to the target girl. Do NOT leave them in the trunk of your car or in a cloakroom.

Good Luck.

 

[shaunuk]

I don't understand what it is with people on this board having very little initiative. What do you need?? Eh...you, a girl and a condom. Getting laid out of a club isn't rocket science man.

A car?? Don't you want to get drunk if you go out?

A hotel room? Erm, what's wrong with your place or her place?

Do people ask these questions because they see getting laid out of a club impossible or something? It's the easiest way to pull.

 

[handle]

There isn't much you really need... I've realized that in college it's key to have something about your apartment that makes it a good place to leave to, even if that's just food/more booze/rockband or something. It helps if you're having a bit of a mental block at that part of the night where you get take home with you -- if you have nothing you can think of saying, at least be able to default to "let's go back to my place, I've still got some liquor."

Just a little tidbit, it helped me at the beginning. Cheers, good luck.