"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Getting blown off

Diaoz

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Hi guys, someone tell me how to respond when I get blown off by line such as:
1. Why don't you make like a tree and leave?
2. Why don't you make like a hurricane and blow?
3. Your lines are irresisibly funny. However, I find you very resistable
when I use C&F or humour openings? Thks
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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-HPNOTIQ-

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Answer to 1,2, and 3:

Tell her: Your Loss Chic.

Then hit on her friend.

Honestly...why give a f*ck about her. Its HER f*cking loss. Not yours. Why be angry and violent toward her or even try to cut her down by insulting her with a comment...just do your thing with another chic..simple.

If at any point a DJ gets this kinda of result from a woman..then quite frankly...its the DJs fault for not reading the woman's IL enough to know you'd wouldn't get such a b*tchy response.

I'd worry less about some snappy comeback you want to tell women that turn you down and focus on reading interest level and doing things to raise interest level.

Besides...a fella asking for snappy comebacks to women who shoot you down is a fella that has already conceited defeat. If she says no..in any language..its HER loss..

and maybe HER bestfriend's gain if you are tight enough with your game.
 

Panda 2000

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1. Why don't you make like a tree and leave?
I think that would suit your style more since you already look like one.
3. Your lines are irresisibly funny. However, I find you very resistable
And while your comments are somewhat resistable, I just find you plain repulsive, you self centered hag.

You can also do with a 'You suck at life' or anything like that.
But I've just read what HPNOTIQ has posted and that makes much more sense to me. Not snapping back and just moving on.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Sirducer

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Originally posted by Diaoz
Hi guys, someone tell me how to respond when I get blown off by line such as:
1. Why don't you make like a tree and leave?
2. Why don't you make like a hurricane and blow?
3. Your lines are irresisibly funny. However, I find you very resistable
when I use C&F or humour openings? Thks
Hey Lifeforce see what I mean? My ass DJ forums are about inner game, all witty come backs to chicks shiit tests!

To the original poster, your doing something retarded when opening these girls and its back firing on you, I suggest you change your approach and try something new. I dont know how often this happens but if its very then your approach is very questionable.
 

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also, you may not be on top of your game enough, if you are constantly getting reactions like this.
i've made girls w/ low IL have hight IL by the end of the night- it's just how ya work ya game, and how good you are at it
 
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