"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Getting a very inexperienced girl to open up

nobodyknowsit

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About a week and a half ago this girl and I made out for the first time. She had never had her neck kissed (or anything else other than her lips), and she obviously loved that. I was trying to get her more and more turned on but when i got just a fingernail in her bra she says "your not getting that lucky".. i say "lucky huh... how about you get lucky" and pretend to put my hand down the front of her pants. Anyways, we have made out two other times. The problem is that she is tooo timid, i tried to drop hints that she needs to do stuff other than just move her lips, and i know she picked them up but she just seems worried about it when we are making out. Also, I told her she had to make the next move and i waited two times that we got together, i could tell she wanted to (like getting gum, offering me some, getting chapstick, putting some on me), but was scared, so finally i told her shes taking too long, layed her down, and started kissing her. I just want some advice on how to get such an inexperienced girl to allow herself to go farther, and how to get her to take control once in a while.

My other questions while im posting is about kissing the ear.. i feel wierd about doing this even though i hear everyone (including my friends, they say it out of nowhere) that it drives girls crazy. How exactly should this be done?

Thanks
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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jonny football hero

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I know people are gonna come on here and disagree with me but in my view, if she's not ready, leave her alone. She'll come round if you have the patcience to wait.
 

OneByOne

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when kissing the ear just kinda nibble they're ear and kiss it...do whatever you want as long as you dont pull a Tyson and bite it off
 

Canadianpimpology

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Normally I would say leave her alone if she isn't ready, and I do believe in that, but she doesn't seem closed off to those ideas. How long have you guys been going out? She'll open up as she gets more comfortable with you. If you guys have been going out for like 6 months or so, I don't know how to help you then.
 

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Instead of making her nervous by 'forcing' her to move faster, make her feel more comfortable by complimenting her on what she does (i.e. wow you're a good kisser, i love it when you etc...) and she'll become more confident and therefore more willing to intiate some action.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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