"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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illmatic1005

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ok..heres a question thats been bugging me for a while lol...
what do u do when u are getting a handjob?
lets say u are making out and she puts her hand down there and says she wants to give u a handjob...what do u do?

Do u have to moan or say stuff?
How long should the session last?
What do you do after you are done?

any other info would be helpful :D
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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lets say u are making out and she puts her hand down there and says she wants to give u a handjob...what do u do?

I'd tell her 'no.' What she is doing is trying to get you off in an easy way so that she does not have to give up her pvssy. By turning down the hand job, or at least saying 'me first' and making her cvm with your hands, then you demonstrate that you are worthy of that pvssy. How many guys do you think turn down that hand job? Probably no one in her life, ever. But if I have all the pvssy I want, why would I care about some silly girl's hand?

Unless she's jacking you off into her mouth, or something fun like that, hand jobs are stupid; they're teenage foolishness. If a girl won't at least put your d!ck into her mouth, then she is not worthy to touch it.
 

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lol don't be a chump, you can give yourself a handjob, whats hot about a fully clothed chick doing it?
 

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illmatic1005 said:
but i want her to give me one...
You rather have a HJ over a BJ?
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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illmatic1005 said:
but i want her to give me one...

She'll give you more once you set frame for everything right. :crazy:


I'd take her hand out of there and give it back to her, and tell her, you're too forward..... Then I'd pause, and tell her all you have to do is say please...

She says, no way I'm not begging.... Say, ok, and turn away from her, just laying on the bed, looking away.. She does it again, give her hands back to her.. Until she says please...
 

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illmatic1005 said:
but i want her to give me one...
Then you're just like every other AFC out there. No one here can help you unless you listen and want to be different. Do what I say and you can own her like she is your $500/hr call girl. Or be a chump begging for a wank - your choice.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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how do u escalate it into a BJ or F close?

The more turned on she is, the easier it is. After you start making out, move to each new body part by *not* touching it with your hands. She might stop you from grabbing her t!ts, but she won't stop you from pressing her close against you so that her chest squeezes against yours. Then work you hands around her back, neck, shoulders, everything but her tits.

Do you follow this 'do the opposite' strategy? Most guys treat a woman as a timed event, like they are trying to complete an obstacle course in record time. Kiss, honk honk, finger, lick, bang, out the door. Don't be that guy. Make her be dying for you to touch her in the next place.

Another good trick for getting down below is to just subtlety rub against her crotch with your leg, knee or whatever happens to be touching. Some women can actually orgasm from humping your leg, but more importantly, she'll 'accidentally' rub against you before she'll let you clumsily paw at her pvssy like a horny kid. Get her wanting it before you do it. Then make her cvm three or four times before you even get your d!ck in her, and she will be your sex slave.
 

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What's wrong with getting a hand-job if you want one? Just make some "oh that feels good faces, lil moans here and there, tell her it feels good. Tell her to go faster or slower. Throw in some KY Jelly. If you're like me and play video games once in awhile. Tell her to give you a hand job while you play.

how do u escalate it into a BJ or F close?

Just say: How about you start sucking that d!ck now. Or "You know what would feel better than this hand job? Me getting inside that nice tight pvssy."

You just have to tell her what the business is and be dominate with what you want.
 

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You know, I never got a handjob before. Girls would straight up use their mouths or pussies instead of their hands.
 

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If you are in a public place (Movie theater, school, church, etc) then a HJ is pretty much the only option.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Blackmm said:
If you are in a public place (Movie theater, school, church, etc) then a HJ is pretty much the only option.

u sure about that :whistle:
 

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Skeet in her left eye
 

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Blackmm said:
If you are in a public place (Movie theater, school, church, etc) then a HJ is pretty much the only option.
theres something wrong with you if your looking for a handjob in church
 

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john paul said:
theres something wrong with you if your looking for a handjob in church
Word.

Too $hort said it himself: "She tried to be sexy, I asked her can you stop
I want the real deal I don't want a hand job!"
 
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john paul said:
theres something wrong with you if your looking for a handjob in church

Yeah the least I would accept is a BJ in a Church.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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