getting a handj0b...

[illmatic1005]

ok..heres a question thats been bugging me for a while lol...
what do u do when u are getting a handjob?
lets say u are making out and she puts her hand down there and says she wants to give u a handjob...what do u do?

Do u have to moan or say stuff?
How long should the session last?
What do you do after you are done?

any other info would be helpful

 

[Bible_Belt]

lets say u are making out and she puts her hand down there and says she wants to give u a handjob...what do u do?

I'd tell her 'no.' What she is doing is trying to get you off in an easy way so that she does not have to give up her pvssy. By turning down the hand job, or at least saying 'me first' and making her cvm with your hands, then you demonstrate that you are worthy of that pvssy. How many guys do you think turn down that hand job? Probably no one in her life, ever. But if I have all the pvssy I want, why would I care about some silly girl's hand?

Unless she's jacking you off into her mouth, or something fun like that, hand jobs are stupid; they're teenage foolishness. If a girl won't at least put your d!ck into her mouth, then she is not worthy to touch it.

 

[illmatic1005]

but i want her to give me one...

 

[Moofahsa]

lol don't be a chump, you can give yourself a handjob, whats hot about a fully clothed chick doing it?

 

[EFFORT]

but i want her to give me one...

You rather have a HJ over a BJ?

 

[illmatic1005]

lol can u just help a brother out please?

 

[illmatic1005]

im not a troll..i just wanted to kno

 

[Mr. Wolf]

but i want her to give me one...

She'll give you more once you set frame for everything right. :crazy:


I'd take her hand out of there and give it back to her, and tell her, you're too forward..... Then I'd pause, and tell her all you have to do is say please...

She says, no way I'm not begging.... Say, ok, and turn away from her, just laying on the bed, looking away.. She does it again, give her hands back to her.. Until she says please...

 

[Bible_Belt]

but i want her to give me one...

Then you're just like every other AFC out there. No one here can help you unless you listen and want to be different. Do what I say and you can own her like she is your $500/hr call girl. Or be a chump begging for a wank - your choice.

 

[illmatic1005]

how do u escalate it into a BJ or F close?

 

[DJDamage]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=564dMxAeTSE

 

[Bible_Belt]

how do u escalate it into a BJ or F close?

The more turned on she is, the easier it is. After you start making out, move to each new body part by *not* touching it with your hands. She might stop you from grabbing her t!ts, but she won't stop you from pressing her close against you so that her chest squeezes against yours. Then work you hands around her back, neck, shoulders, everything but her tits.

Do you follow this 'do the opposite' strategy? Most guys treat a woman as a timed event, like they are trying to complete an obstacle course in record time. Kiss, honk honk, finger, lick, bang, out the door. Don't be that guy. Make her be dying for you to touch her in the next place.

Another good trick for getting down below is to just subtlety rub against her crotch with your leg, knee or whatever happens to be touching. Some women can actually orgasm from humping your leg, but more importantly, she'll 'accidentally' rub against you before she'll let you clumsily paw at her pvssy like a horny kid. Get her wanting it before you do it. Then make her cvm three or four times before you even get your d!ck in her, and she will be your sex slave.

 

[I.A.F.Y.B.]

What's wrong with getting a hand-job if you want one? Just make some "oh that feels good faces, lil moans here and there, tell her it feels good. Tell her to go faster or slower. Throw in some KY Jelly. If you're like me and play video games once in awhile. Tell her to give you a hand job while you play.

how do u escalate it into a BJ or F close?

Just say: How about you start sucking that d!ck now. Or "You know what would feel better than this hand job? Me getting inside that nice tight pvssy."

You just have to tell her what the business is and be dominate with what you want.

 

[War Against Betaism]

You know, I never got a handjob before. Girls would straight up use their mouths or pussies instead of their hands.

 

[Blackmm]

If you are in a public place (Movie theater, school, church, etc) then a HJ is pretty much the only option.

 

[EFFORT]

If you are in a public place (Movie theater, school, church, etc) then a HJ is pretty much the only option.

u sure about that

 

[young_gun]

Skeet in her left eye

 

[john paul]

If you are in a public place (Movie theater, school, church, etc) then a HJ is pretty much the only option.

theres something wrong with you if your looking for a handjob in church

 

[LostAndConfused]

theres something wrong with you if your looking for a handjob in church

Word.

Too $hort said it himself: "She tried to be sexy, I asked her can you stop
I want the real deal I don't want a hand job!"

 

[My Name is Nobody]

theres something wrong with you if your looking for a handjob in church

Yeah the least I would accept is a BJ in a Church.