"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Getting a girl to touch you down there??? lol..

oldskewlboyjay

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Yeah I have a problem with my girlfriend. Basically when we make out and such I usually end up touching her all over , etc and making her feel good. This includes fingering and like simple forplay. Havnt gone down on her yet tho. How ever she hasn't touched me AT ALL yet??!! Like not even the slightest feel through my pants. She just makes no effort. I dont know if its because she doesn't want to or if its because she afraid to... or what?? But I'd really like to get some pleasing from her too. I dont know what to do about it? I was considering maybe talking to her about it, but then what would i say? Or maybe just slowly leading her hands there while making out? But why should I have to do that, she didn't do that to me? I dunno... Any one?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Eternal

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When making out with her, just take her hand and slowly slide it down to your crotch. She'll get the idea.
 

johnnyrem

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Uh, how old is this chick? Believe me, when they get a little older the shyness goes away.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Marcus

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tell her "do you wanna meet my pet snake !!!"

tell her to close her eyes!!!

then grab your **** and BAmm smack it on her face!!!!!!!!
 

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As with that Bloodhound Gang song, tell her: "Put your hand down my pants and I bet you'll fell nuts!"
 

HHloser2

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Originally posted by Marcus
tell her "do you wanna meet my pet snake !!!"

tell her to close her eyes!!!

then grab your **** and BAmm smack it on her face!!!!!!!!
lol:D
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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arq-dj1

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same problem here... she never touched there... shes a virgem, 19 years old... i hope that shyness dessapears soon
 

penkitten

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there are some people who just dont know when to make the next move.
now maybe they are waiting for you to make all the moves.
now maybe they are just comfortable with the moves that are already going on.
who knows?

there comes a time when you have to just gently take her hand and hold it and then slide it where you want it.
if she removes her hand, then you know where you stand.
if she doesnt move her hand , then of course, you know where you stand.
 

familyguyfan

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Yea I agree with the others that said you need to lead her hand down there.

If that doesn't work, then try talking to her.
 

oldskewlboyjay

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Thanks alot guys for the advise... I'll wait another week or so and see what happens first. If shes still no-go then I'll try what you guys suggested. I hope it works.. Thanks!
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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