Lil Magic
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How would you guys go about getting a girl to give you head should the opportunity arise?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Getting a girl to go down
- Thread starter Lil Magic
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
EvilAgenda
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eaglez1177
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Well if im alone with a girl in like my basement, it usually starts out with the two of us hooking up, then to me sucking on her t*ts (only if theyre big, if theyre not i dont go near), then to me fingering her, then to her giving me head in return.
gordiepoopy
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Make out with her, get her hot, some clothes can come off but not necessary. Then push her head down. 
It's pretty much that simple. Get her riled up sexually- kiss passionately, get her neck, suck on her ear lobes a bit and gently breath in her ear while spitting some game. Kiss her breasts a bit, put her hand on your junk, kiss her ear a bit more and gently push her head down. She knows what you want, she'll take care of you if she's a good girl
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.