Lil Magic
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How would you guys go about getting a girl to give you head should the opportunity arise?
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Getting a girl to go down
- Thread starter Lil Magic
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
EvilAgenda
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eaglez1177
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Well if im alone with a girl in like my basement, it usually starts out with the two of us hooking up, then to me sucking on her t*ts (only if theyre big, if theyre not i dont go near), then to me fingering her, then to her giving me head in return.
gordiepoopy
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Make out with her, get her hot, some clothes can come off but not necessary. Then push her head down. 
It's pretty much that simple. Get her riled up sexually- kiss passionately, get her neck, suck on her ear lobes a bit and gently breath in her ear while spitting some game. Kiss her breasts a bit, put her hand on your junk, kiss her ear a bit more and gently push her head down. She knows what you want, she'll take care of you if she's a good girl
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.