"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Gettin' a lotta numbers now, its getting boring

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I mean at first when i started working at 7/11 i was like, "yeh ima get all this numbers etc..." and since somebody posted the "give them the pen and a piece of paper and place it in front of them" ive been getting a lot of numbers, to the point that its getting boring now.

Like this chick i gave my number to just called me up, i wasnt even excited, nervous or nothing, and she is as hot as it gets, i guess its not a bad thing but its not good neither...:( ;)
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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try going after them some instead of just letting them come after you.
 

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i could have, easily but i havent, i do have a GF so....:) i mean i get numbers for fun...

and ???, i do go after them...:confused: lol i dont know but it seems like i most be really that good looking, a lotta girls tell me how fine i am, and i just think they be lying :) not trynna be ****y or nothing but, it is what it is.

Ima try to play a game now, ima see if i can get 50 digits in one week.
 

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yeah i mean if u work at a store, there are gonna be fine girls walking in regardless
 

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i could have, easily but i havent, i do have a GF so.... i mean i get numbers for fun...
Why do you even need to get numbers if you have a GF? If you're in an exclusive relationship, you have no need to learn how to pick up women. Put your energy toward strengthening your relationship instead of having your mind wander.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Originally posted by Desdinova
Why do you even need to get numbers if you have a GF? If you're in an exclusive relationship, you have no need to learn how to pick up women. Put your energy toward strengthening your relationship instead of having your mind wander.
LOL!

sorry but no, gettin numbers its like breathing to me. im not cheating .
 

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Originally posted by Plain & Simple
LOL!

sorry but no, gettin numbers its like breathing to me. im not cheating .
Sorry Man, but I'm 100% in agreement with Desdinova...I was about to post regarding finding one worth spending time with but hopefully thats why you call one of them your GF....

Would love to see the reaction though if your girlfriend found 50 pieces of paper in your pocket, each with a different girls name and number....Lol, remember to be carefull man...'I'm not cheating'

Oh, how bout if you found out that your girlfriend had given her number to 50 guys in the last week...wow...

Hamno
 

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^^^dang ....didnt think about it that way....oh well as long as she aint fukin non of them im straight.
 
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