"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Gettin' a lotta numbers now, its getting boring

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I mean at first when i started working at 7/11 i was like, "yeh ima get all this numbers etc..." and since somebody posted the "give them the pen and a piece of paper and place it in front of them" ive been getting a lot of numbers, to the point that its getting boring now.

Like this chick i gave my number to just called me up, i wasnt even excited, nervous or nothing, and she is as hot as it gets, i guess its not a bad thing but its not good neither...:( ;)
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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try going after them some instead of just letting them come after you.
 

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i could have, easily but i havent, i do have a GF so....:) i mean i get numbers for fun...

and ???, i do go after them...:confused: lol i dont know but it seems like i most be really that good looking, a lotta girls tell me how fine i am, and i just think they be lying :) not trynna be ****y or nothing but, it is what it is.

Ima try to play a game now, ima see if i can get 50 digits in one week.
 

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yeah i mean if u work at a store, there are gonna be fine girls walking in regardless
 

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i could have, easily but i havent, i do have a GF so.... i mean i get numbers for fun...
Why do you even need to get numbers if you have a GF? If you're in an exclusive relationship, you have no need to learn how to pick up women. Put your energy toward strengthening your relationship instead of having your mind wander.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Plain & Simple

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Originally posted by Desdinova
Why do you even need to get numbers if you have a GF? If you're in an exclusive relationship, you have no need to learn how to pick up women. Put your energy toward strengthening your relationship instead of having your mind wander.
LOL!

sorry but no, gettin numbers its like breathing to me. im not cheating .
 

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Originally posted by Plain & Simple
LOL!

sorry but no, gettin numbers its like breathing to me. im not cheating .
Sorry Man, but I'm 100% in agreement with Desdinova...I was about to post regarding finding one worth spending time with but hopefully thats why you call one of them your GF....

Would love to see the reaction though if your girlfriend found 50 pieces of paper in your pocket, each with a different girls name and number....Lol, remember to be carefull man...'I'm not cheating'

Oh, how bout if you found out that your girlfriend had given her number to 50 guys in the last week...wow...

Hamno
 

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^^^dang ....didnt think about it that way....oh well as long as she aint fukin non of them im straight.
 
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