"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Get mind off sex?

Remulak

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How do you get your mind off sex when talking to a girl? Jesus, I don't know what's wrong with me I feel like such a scumbag sometimes. I'll be talking to a girl and I'll try and discreetly look at her boobs or a55. I can't friggin help it. I know it's natural and everything but I just don't want to come across as a pig. I try to play it cool and be aloof but I just wanna rail them right then and there.
 
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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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ougoalie

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Well to get your mind off that stuff just concentrate on the conversation your having with her. Thats what I do. I very rarely think about sex when Im having a casual conversation with a girl maybe Im wierd don't know but there is a time and place for that stuff you know.

And don't look at her body parts thats just pretty rude in general. Just look at her face thats all I do really. Sometimes I check her out if she is decent but she doesn't ever see me do it.

Its all about your state of mind and concentration does help quite a bit!
 

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as soon as you think of removing her panties with your teeth, think of looking up from those panties and seeing your mother or grandmother instead of her. That will change the situation...probably in your favor.

You see what i'm getting at here?
 

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I don't think there is anything wrong with it, as long as you don't stare, and it doesn't make you nervous.

In fact, the gunwitch method focuses on this "sexual" state.
 

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I think you should look that a thread where some dude posted a link to huge ugly hairy vaginas. Man. That's how I think of most girls when I see them, I feel more confident around them and I make fun of them. They're not your little sisters, or your mothers. They're men with tits.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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