"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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get drunk **** btcvhes

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Thats right, yes I have been drinking, and yes, I'm about to go PUA full force tonight mother ****ers.

Who's sargin? my ass is, predrinkin right now,. haha


drunk poost of the night #1
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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like I said last week and the week before..

is the drunk posts becoming a regular thing around here?
 
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irocknike23 said:
like I said last week and the week before..

is the drunk posts becoming a regular thing around here?
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Looks like it.

I kind of find it counter productive as when you are too drunk you sometimes have an issue of getting it up. Getting a bit buzzed however; better idea along with allowing you to drive safer and just having the calmness if approach gives you anxiety. Also doesn't make you appear hammered if you go in for a kiss later on in the night.
 
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Zodiac said:
Looks like it.

I kind of find it counter productive as when you are too drunk you sometimes have an issue of getting it up. Getting a bit buzzed however; better idea along with allowing you to drive safer and just having the calmness if approach gives you anxiety. Also doesn't make you appear hammered if you go in for a kiss later on in the night.
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When I'm drunk all it does is let me fvck for hours. She gets multiple orgasms in before I even bust my first, which is awesome. Then again, I'm a youngin'.

-Scars
 
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Heh I'm drinking and sarging tonight. BUT if I do get a girl back then the first thing I'm gonna do is pop a viagra to counteract the effects of alcohol.

I totally agree that it makes much more sense to sarge sober but.... sarging drunk is so much fun!!! :rockon:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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haha im still kinda drunk I went home with one chick then leftand another girl came over both I met tonight, **** I am da man, haha
 
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all i gota say is this is 100% looser status

when your out and about having fun and drunk with your friends and see pretty females why would you feel the need to go to this forum and tell a bunch of strange dudes about it..............?
 
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Scars said:
Then again, I'm a youngin'.

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Preaching to the choir here. I'm 22 almost 23. I only advise drinking enough to get a buzz from personal experience due to getting whiskey d**k from too much booze.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Dawgs it's 10:54 on a Saturday. I've been drinking, and i'm about to go out by my lonesome. I will post a report on THIS THREAD about how it went. Guarantee some poon. If you're in DC let me know, and we can hit it up together next weekend. PEACE.
 
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So I went out on Saturday night locally. Just walked down the street to some bars in the area. I got there at about 11:30 or so, which is a little late to start going out by yourself. But it didn't really matter as everyone was pretty drunk and approachable.

I went straight to the bar upon arrival and ordered a couple beers for myself. I walked up to a two-set with my beers and started chatting them up about the place. I told them I'd never been there before (lie) and wondered why it was so crowded blah blah blah. They seemed pretty interested but asked why I had two beers. I told them I was holding one for my buddy who should be back any second.

We continued to chat and I kept them pretty interested, but I looked down at my main targets hand and blammo, she had a ring. I moved my attention to her less attractive, but still bangable friend. She was showing interest so I talked her up about her work, and she was pretty impressed with my status as well. She asked if my bud was ever coming back (it had been 10 minutes) and I told her he probably moved on with our group of friends.

She wasn't too excited about staying and conversing much after that, so I kindly showed myself the door. On the way out of the bar I saw a couple of acquaintances from HS. They both looked good and it was an easy way to show off myself with some good looking girls in front of people who may not know me. So, easy transition into game mode as I didn't really ever talk to them but we knew each other.

So we walked around a bit and eventually went to another bar. As I was talking to one of them another girl came up to the bar to order a drink. She was giving me the eye while I was talking to my friend, so I decided to talk to her. My friend actually turned out to be a decent wing-woman, talking me up and playing cool. So I moved on with the new girl and got her out for a smoke. She was probably an 8 or so, so I was cised to talk her up. It was getting close to last call so we decided to get a cabbie together. She told me she wasn't going to come home with me but just wanted to share a cab.

So she was giving me huge IOIs and kinoing me and sh!t, so I was like fvck it I'll go for it. I laid a kiss on her in the cab and she was real receptive. She got out of the car when I got out and came up to my condo with me. My room for the next couple of hours or so became a porn studio. I dropped her off in the morning and watched the skins game in the afternoon. All in all a pretty good weekend.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I rolled out to the bars many times solo around 11:30 myself. I think a big part of why that first set at the first bar wasn't receptive was because they believed you were there alone. Females make a big issue out of a guy being at a bar alone, and it drops your social status which is always a important .

When the girl at the other bar saw you with friends and best of all female friends, I think the social proof made her more receptive. She had to be attracted to you anyway but you still need th status for her to be receptive. Still that was very good work and impressive that you closed the deal with her.
 
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