"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Genital Herpes...

Bible_Belt

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Nope, herpes and warts are spread by skin-to-skin contact. My ex-wife got herpes sores on her outer labia, where she would rub against the parts that the condom does not cover. Obviously, condoms cover some skin, and would thus offer some protection. I have seen 50% as an effectiveness estimate. But cutting risk in half is not worthy of being called "safe sex."
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Maybe its about time someone invent a new kind of condom that protect your balls.
 

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Analytic said:
Maybe its about time someone invent a new kind of condom that protect your balls.
Design it, patented it and make millions!:cheer:
 

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Analytic said:
Maybe its about time someone invent a new kind of condom that protect your balls.
just Gladwrap that sh1t.

Or you can just wear underwear with your d1ck poking out.
 

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Have you guys ever tried a "female condom?" They're like a plastic bag that the chick sticks up inside of her. It's like ****ing a sandwich bag. :down:
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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hahaha... anyone ever see the movie "Naked Gun"? and they are talking about safe sex... they come out basically wearing hazmatt clear plastic suits, fvcking hilarious... and of course there is a big tip part on top of their heads... buahahahahaha!!!
 

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Analytic said:
Maybe its about time someone invent a new kind of condom that protect your balls.
BILLY MAYS HERE, INTRODUCING:
"The Testi-Tube"
blocks herpes and leaves a fresh orange-glow scent. Order now and get a second set for yourself or a friend.
 
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