"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Genital Herpes...

Bible_Belt

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Nope, herpes and warts are spread by skin-to-skin contact. My ex-wife got herpes sores on her outer labia, where she would rub against the parts that the condom does not cover. Obviously, condoms cover some skin, and would thus offer some protection. I have seen 50% as an effectiveness estimate. But cutting risk in half is not worthy of being called "safe sex."
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Analytic

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Maybe its about time someone invent a new kind of condom that protect your balls.
 

WaterTiger

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Analytic said:
Maybe its about time someone invent a new kind of condom that protect your balls.
Design it, patented it and make millions!:cheer:
 

Master Bates

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Analytic said:
Maybe its about time someone invent a new kind of condom that protect your balls.
just Gladwrap that sh1t.

Or you can just wear underwear with your d1ck poking out.
 

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Have you guys ever tried a "female condom?" They're like a plastic bag that the chick sticks up inside of her. It's like ****ing a sandwich bag. :down:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Randallpink83

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hahaha... anyone ever see the movie "Naked Gun"? and they are talking about safe sex... they come out basically wearing hazmatt clear plastic suits, fvcking hilarious... and of course there is a big tip part on top of their heads... buahahahahaha!!!
 

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Analytic said:
Maybe its about time someone invent a new kind of condom that protect your balls.
BILLY MAYS HERE, INTRODUCING:
"The Testi-Tube"
blocks herpes and leaves a fresh orange-glow scent. Order now and get a second set for yourself or a friend.
 
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